Attention any comic or radio host reading this sub who we trash- if you shit on Opie, we will love you.
159 2016-09-08 by [deleted]
Kelsey, want our undying loyalty? Destroy Opie to his face. Justin, wanna stop the jocktober of Harry Connick Jr? Expose Opie's bullshit, make him suffer. Amy? Chris Destefano? Mark Normand? Any of you faggots that we trash all the time-
if you go after Opie, we will like you. Simple as that. Just tell the truth about him, and it will turn out well for you.
This does not go for Brother Joe or Anthony.
92 comments
46 GRIZx 2016-09-08
I'd be willing to throw money toward any comedian that bashes Opie on air to his face. Like tear him apart RIGHT before the contract. Can we kickstart a 60k animation to promote this?
12 _TheConsumer_ 2016-09-08
The perks are going out soon (never). There was a logistics problem (Jim pocketed all the money).
2 Hunter_Cumia 2016-09-08
the money shipped directly into jims bank account
2 SamsTheMan91 2016-09-08
I like money
1 Hunter_Cumia 2016-09-08
k but no scam ok?
1 SamsTheMan91 2016-09-08
Shuure just get in my van
1 Hunter_Cumia 2016-09-08
thats why u gay
1 [deleted] 2016-09-08
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6 onemancrimespree 2016-09-08
Let's crowdfund a weekly indiegogo bounty for any guest to shit on Opie on his show.
3 TriangleDimes 2016-09-08
I will personally give any known person $20 (twenty) dollars if they harm his reputation or in any way make him sad.
-10 bigmattson 2016-09-08
No comic out there that needs 60k would dare do that... And the ones that don't are all kind of play nice fags now.
19 GRIZx 2016-09-08
It's a Norton joke stupid
12 bigmattson 2016-09-08
No shit, I actually thought we were going to start a kickstarter under false pretenses to do that... My bad. Cunt.
7 GRIZx 2016-09-08
😘
10 superfly355 2016-09-08
Get a fucking room you two
1 Timmy_branmuffins 2016-09-08
Literal Matt
33 TankRizzo 2016-09-08
I wonder if there's a next chapter to all of this, ie we get one last go around of O&A. Who ever would have imagined we'd be here today, the fucking Menendez brothers of radio fans. They trained us, groomed us for this for years. Attack on the media, the phillips phile war, Jocktober. We became a well oiled machine of "fuck you". They even joked about not being able to control us...and here we are, relishing (AND MUSTARD...fawkin' home run) in their demise. For now, I guess this is our closure. It's to the point where I think we're content without closure, we just entertain ourselves. How we've managed to stay this focused for this long after the show we loved turned into a fucking train wreck individually. It's impressive.
10 [deleted] 2016-09-08
We're the mujaheddin.
12 Doc_McCoy79 2016-09-08
Charlie Wilson's Bore
1 [deleted] 2016-09-08
The Breast Of War
1 Wsallgood 2016-09-08
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7 ConflictAddict 2016-09-08
"the Menendez brothers of radio fans". Have my upvote, sir.
1 Timmy_branmuffins 2016-09-08
But would we want it? All 3 guys aren't the same guys they were even 2 years ago. Opie's all pc/serious dj now, Jimmy is going more serious comedian to help his career and Anthony is mostly political. The only one that could go back to his OnA type Ant.. But the tension would be fantastic.. The fake apology to each other would only work for a bit. Wouldn't take long to have Opie going "don't go there.. Really wanna do this?" And Anthony just unloading on him.. He'd no longer walk on Greggshells not that he made it known that he was walking on Greggshells.
3 TankRizzo 2016-09-08
I was just wondering out loud if we'd get it, wanting it or not. You think they'd ever hit individual rock bottoms enough to consider it. It would be the apex of cringe radio, for sure. Again, I'm still amazed by this collective of assholes who are still here every week dedicated to spitting venom at a show we absolutely loved.
For many of us, the show was just another part of their day. The sun comes up and I listen to Opie and Anthony. I was hooked the first day they aired on WJFK in DC. That was short lived, but I held out and got a MyFi and listened to the show religiously until it's demise. I could probably count on one hand the times I actually missed the show. None of us saw that ending coming either. I think we all figured they would get fired together or at the very least limp things out until a retirement.
Ant getting fired and Jim and Op going on was probably the absolute fucking worst outcome that could have happened for us. Ant and Jim still at Sirius I think is a show most of us would still listen to and enjoy.
31 CharlieWaflesBR 2016-09-08
I just want to hear Opie cry on air one more time. That's all I want in life.
2 lifeobenreilly 2016-09-08
When was his last good cry? Trying to listen to the show the last few years makes my fawkin ears bleed.
7 CharlieWaflesBR 2016-09-08
The day after Ant's Walking on Greggshells show.
3 lifeobenreilly 2016-09-08
Ya know, I listened to the Ant Birthday show with Patrice around 07-08 (find it under Even His Black Friends Are Racist) - pretty good show, and I'll give Opie a bit of credit, he's not THAT bad that day, manages even to get a good line on Tom Chiusano - but the moment they bring up Chauncey and the Post with the infamous Bam Margera fucked his girl - while vaguely talking about it, no less - it stops the show dead.
The lady has never grasped how to keep a flow, except during his monthly.
10 CharlieWaflesBR 2016-09-08
Opie's so unfunny, that whenever he says something slightly amusing you remember it. I liked it when Jimmy said something like: "There's something about Yellow Submarine (song) that really appeals to me" then Opie goes: "What? It's shaped like a penis?" That was probably the only instance I remember of Opie getting a big laugh out of the guys like that.
17 1073WAAF 2016-09-08
I still wouldn't like Sherrod no matter what he said.
16 michaeIcolestie 2016-09-08
Esther Ku is a Champ.
12 MacReadys_Hat_ 2016-09-08
You misspelled gook
-9 corystereo 2016-09-08
FTFY.
16 SWIMsfriend 2016-09-08
That reminds me we haven't heard from ku in awhile
10 AnthonyAtTheTime 2016-09-08
ku who? tss tss
-17 Spudsmargera 2016-09-08
He's talking about Esther Ku. She's a Korean comedian who was on when Opie and Jim Mortan had a blowout over Anthony Cumia's beef with Opie. No need to thank me, just tying to make people feel welcome to this subreddit. 😊
15 Tom_Stall 2016-09-08
...Nah.
15 helobious1 2016-09-08
Nothing brings everyone on this sub together like trashing Opie.
12 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-09-08
You are all also welcome to my 10% employee discount at Panera Bread.
9 FrunkisOA 2016-09-08
This is the best idea I've seen in awhile, we should get a bounty going. Which site could we use to set this up? I'm willing to to do it. My name is already out there anyways. We get good money together, shit, we could tweet anyone that's going on then donate to charity.
Stipulations would have to be that he can't know about it before hand, and if it ever comes out that they did he has to pay it back.
5 FecklessKing 2016-09-08
I hear the Mission Impossible theme playing while you drool on the front of your shirt.
6 FrunkisOA 2016-09-08
Do ya
2 TriangleDimes 2016-09-08
I would contribute money to a donation fund for anyone who can make Opie cry on air, but I wouldn't trust any of you assholes with my worst enemy's child that I even kinda want to have raped.
1 onemancrimespree 2016-09-08
use whatever site Jimmy used for the cartoon crowdfund
1 OpiesTrainingBra 2016-09-08
Or she. Let's not limit ourselves
7 bigmattson 2016-09-08
Until we turn on you viciously...
7 RatherPleasent 2016-09-08
ME : No way. That divide and conquer stuff doesn't work on us.
6 [deleted] 2016-09-08
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5 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2016-09-08
I don't think she's capable.
5 AppleBonfire 2016-09-08
Even if the Stangles marched into his show and assaulted him live I'm not easing up on the Harry Connick JR show. If anything I'd insinuate Harry's jealously made him order them to do it.
3 3stepsbackward 2016-09-08
We'll even toss her some krill.
3 CordouroyStilts 2016-09-08
We'll even start telling people we read her book.
3 Tucker_Normand 2016-09-08
Heyyyyy I'm not a faggot. In fact, I have video tape from a closet to prove it!
3 semihat 2016-09-08
Teri Gross, comment?
2 Doc_McCoy79 2016-09-08
Tss, what's Gross about her? Does she have dog shit in er teeth ur sumpthin?
3 Mayonnaise_Monster 2016-09-08
Kevin Brennan and Lenny have discussed how sorry Opie really is. They are the best
3 SNAPINTOASLIMJIMOHYE 2016-09-08
Link?
3 KNUCKKLEFUCKER 2016-09-08
Stop with this "WE" horseshit. The herd mentality of some these posts scream faggotry. It's almost as bad as being a Proud Boy.. almost.
1 LiberalPussy 2016-09-08
Why do you hate the entrepreneur so much? Flip flops wearing pussy!
-2 [deleted] 2016-09-08
Shut up, blockhead.
3 RacistPigeon 2016-09-08
Except for Amy. Fuck that phony pig cunt. She's a slightly more feminine version of Opie. As is Sam, but that's a different story.
2 Knightscribe 2016-09-08
You don't speak for me.
10 [deleted] 2016-09-08
Yes I fucking do.
2 Knightscribe 2016-09-08
YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!!!
-2 clownshoes2 2016-09-08
Do you want ants? Because this is how you get ants.
2 corystereo 2016-09-08
Amy? ... if you go after Opie, we will like you.
You don't speak for me, cuntboy.
2 Gr8WeddingBrotherman 2016-09-08
There will never be loyalty to anything but hate. We liked Ant. Then we liked him even more for bashing Opie. He made Opie cry. On-air mental breakdown. If that didn't get loyalty nothing will. Ant is hated now, not for anything Opie related, but because he does a boring show.
2 itrits 2016-09-08
Whoever is reading this might think this is a trap. I can assure you this is not a trap.
Whatever comedian is reading this; I will buy a ticket to your stupid show (as long as it's in NYC area). Whatever personality is reading this: I'll wear my Arbitron meter while I pretend to watch your stupid show.
This man needs a good trashing after all the shit he's put people through over the years.
2 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2016-09-08
I bet Nick Mullen would do it.
1 DontDoxMeJoe 2016-09-08
Not that that is worth anything.
2 [deleted] 2016-09-08
http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/chicagoinc/ct-amy-schumer-book-tour-naperville-20160818-story.html
1 [deleted] 2016-09-08
You may want to clarify this. It sounds like you're saying other people can't trash Brother Joe and Anthony.
1 [deleted] 2016-09-08
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1 dflorio 2016-09-08
OP needs a new hobby.
1 sldsnak04 2016-09-08
Yeah, it worked so well for ant.
1 FloggingTheHorses 2016-09-08
Would Jim Norton be forgiven for growing a spine and tearing Opie a new one? Or has the kickstarter thing prevented him from being vindicated?
0 [deleted] 2016-09-08
Yes.
1 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2016-09-08
WE R LEGION
1 NortheastPhilly 2016-09-08
The day a comic shits on Opie would be our second coming of Christ
1 [deleted] 2016-09-08
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1 Cotastrophine 2016-09-08
Why do people not like Opie?
2 [deleted] 2016-09-08
Explaining why would take 22 years of radio shows.
0 TangerineReam 2016-09-08
Speaking for myself; this goes for the SJW "comedians" I feature on this sub weekly. If you have dealt with Opie professionally and want to expose and bash him? Or you simply want to go after Opie because he's a backstabbing cunt of a man who isn't funny (while acknowledging his show is terrible because you genuinely believe SOCCER MOM RADIO IS TERRIBLE), and NOT for the cake stomp/insecurity pranks he's pulled all these years? Then your material will not be featured on this /r/ in a negatively critical way. Pass the word along to "that" FB group.
0 fish_flower 2016-09-08
Also applies if you suckle opies teets for 30 seconds o n film
-1 Popblawo 2016-09-08
Hi I'm big Amy for realz I think Opie is a brave woman
-1 urfaceisa 2016-09-08
Not me. Doing the right thing is a reward unto itself.
Think about what you'll be up to years down the road. If you're still working, do you really want to have to go on Opie radio when he's 70 and thinks he's a classic traditional media legend?
In fact if you trash Opie, I will go so far as to repay you by NOT supporting you with this sub which is mostly comprised of disgruntled bisexual autists, and whose praises could only ever taint you by association.
1 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2016-09-08
apprel fahls?
-3 Nulltor 2016-09-08
Can confirm: we are sociopathic.
24 frrunkis 2016-09-08
Can confirm: You're a faggot
15 Nulltor 2016-09-08
That was confirmed years ago on a camping trip
5 superfly355 2016-09-08
I concur
21 [deleted] 2016-09-08
Saying "can confirm" like a typical Redditor faggot makes me want to fucking kill you.
19 Nulltor 2016-09-08
I spend a lot of my day worrying what you think of me so I appreciate the feedback.
11 [deleted] 2016-09-08
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7 Nulltor 2016-09-08
You sound like my mother.
3 [deleted] 2016-09-08
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3 NeedMoreStaals 2016-09-08
Damn son u just got pwned
2 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2016-09-08
USS!
19 GRIZx 2016-09-08
It's a Norton joke stupid