Andrew Dice Clay told the truth about Opie 10 years ago.

46  2016-08-30 by yul_brynner

49 comments

I think the best thing about this all is Opies retort. He seems bewildered that Dice would say all these things about Opie when they had such a good friendship. To express how good their friendship was, opie lists things dice did for him. Opie is genuinely on the spectrum.

He's a poster child for Asperger's

He needs to go home and get his hug box.

Dice wasn't there for him....snnnnniffffff

Ah. The infamous event in which Opie's dad died and Howard "thought that was real funny." Except it happened years after Opie's Dad had died, which happened when O&A didn't even have a show so wouldn't have been known, and when Opie's dad was even mentioned it was a callback joke to Dice having a problem with Howard joking about Mancow's dead Dad, which had been years earlier and a big thing talked about on both Mancow and Stern's shows.

More of that "divide and conquer" where everyone liked Anthony but not Opie.

When Opie and Dice finally meet to talk it out it turned into a pussy back-pedalling festival. I want to shit in their cunts.

The most offensive and vile part about this is that back then people would actually get very angry and defend Opie. Can you imagine it was actually considered heretical and "divide and conquer" to criticize him a few year ago?

And I guarantee: some of you hypocrites patrolled youtube to insult people who exposed Opie in the comments.

Opie was the false god the held society together. Look what we've devolved in to since he's been exposed.

He gave Opie way too much credit for being able to down any bourbon whatsoever.

Yeah, he should have said "a half of a Grapefruit beer the night before."

http://i.imgur.com/Dhhyo1M.jpg

wonder if worm ever tried get him to go to rehab after that half can of beer

that german beer is fucking nice by the way

*Mix of 50% Schofferhofer wheat beer and 50% grapefruit juice.

or zima

he probably saw Opie after he had an entire grapefruit beer and assumed he was just smashed

bourbon

I always wondered about that reference to Opie drinking tons of bourbon on air. Was that just pure fabrication on Dice's part or did he confuse Opie with Anthony? Maybe Opie was a secrete drunk for a while.

I thought it was a reference to anyhony.

like dice was saying without anthony (who enjoys his bourbon) opie wouldnt have a career

He calls Opie an 'Asshole Face'. LOL, but he's wrong about saying no comics will do the show.

dice says jay called the cops because dice was gonna beat him up.. well I seem to remember it was because dice said he had Kinison clipped and he said he was gonna do an ace rothstein car starter surprise on jay. Which way?

Ay waiter! This isn't butterflied. Ya hea me?

medium or well done ?

Well done?

alllright !!!!

Well, we now know he was wrong about Ant. His show has crashed and burned since he's been on his own. As Jim said, Ant's only truly funny "as a reaction" to something going on/said in the room.

When did Jim say this?

Anyway, being funny as a reaction is a skill. Just like Roger Ebert was an engaging film critic, but couldn't actually make a movie himself.

Someone should clip that 15 seconds or so as a GIF so when we post it to Opie on twitter it'll autoplay. He'd immediately hear "Opie, he's a zero in the game of life"

He can't be a winner at The Game of Life.

hmmm. opie a drinker?

Opie has never struck me as the kind of guy that would ever struggle with substance abuse. He's way too overly confident and self assured. Plus, if he was really an alcoholic, he would have been way closer to ant. Alcoholics/addicts love to surround themselves with enablers after all.

Check out the empties mahn.

Would explain the days off and gut.

He's right about Ant in the end too and his incessant Dice impersonation

Come on now, Dice-Reagan will stand as genius comedy forever.

Dice On Ice was the bit that had me howling. Dice-Reagan is a close second

Andrew Dice Gay was easily my favourite.

https://youtu.be/cEFemsyWK0U

"All day long: 'Suck my cock, Dice...!' Alright already: pull it out!'

...Quantum Dice was probably my second favourite:

https://youtu.be/7jWD7x8uzHE

The timestamp skips over one of the best parts. Dice sums up both Op and Ant pretty well.

That first comment chain is hilarious. I'm not even sure "Tony Stuart" is trolling.

To say "I'm an Opie.."

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And ten years ago the pests swarmed on Howard and dice

I was a Howard fan for awhile but I just can't take the Stern ass kissing. I really want to enjoy listening to Dice bash Opie but it's just... a tough, boring listen.

Okay lets get one thing straight you little fruits, OPIE is still WAYYYY funnier then Dice ever was. Thats why Dice came crawling back with his tail up his ass years later acting like shit never happen. you fruits have no one fooled. you still listen to OPIE RADIO and always will. toota loo ya fags

I'm not gonna defend Opie, but Dice is so full of shit and he was totally groveling to Stern in that segment. I'm sure he's a very proud father by feeding his kids with money he made pandering to an idiotic slice of society. Please.. which comics are friends with Dice again?

Okay lets get one thing straight you little fruits, OPIE is still WAYYYY funnier then Dice ever was. Thats why Dice came crawling back with his tail up his ass years later acting like shit never happen. you fruits have no one fooled. you still listen to OPIE RADIO and always will. toota loo ya fags

you fruits are have no one fooled

Word to the wise(lol). If you're gonna write something that is literally retarded, at least give it a reread before you post it.

All of your posts are belonging to us.

i dont what youre talking about sir

This fails to surprise me.

Figures. Once you take it up the ass ,everything else fall short.

i was trying to dumb it down for your simple water head

Andrew Dice Gay was easily my favourite.

https://youtu.be/cEFemsyWK0U

"All day long: 'Suck my cock, Dice...!' Alright already: pull it out!'

...Quantum Dice was probably my second favourite:

https://youtu.be/7jWD7x8uzHE

When did Jim say this?

Anyway, being funny as a reaction is a skill. Just like Roger Ebert was an engaging film critic, but couldn't actually make a movie himself.