During Greg Giraldo's (R.I.P.) last appearance, when he was talking about freaking out and seeing robots in his hotel room, Opie asked if that was from drinking.
How fucking stupid mongoloid-retarded do you have to be to not only wonder that, but to actually voice that question?
Once when Neil Degrasse Tyson was in, someone trolled the instant feedback saying that Neil believes in a theory of aliens under the water. Opie being the utterly witless man that he is, asked Neil to elaborate on this theory. It was worse than when Vos called the Bermuda Triangle a "Twiangle" but of course nobody wanted to step on the Greggshells
Opie literally didn't know how many states there were when they did the US citizenship test on-air, mainly because he didn't know "if they solved the Puerto Rico thing" yet.
Damn, when Patrice said an ugly 19 year old is more attractive than a beautiful 35 year old...that seems like such an abstract observation to make, but any 30-somethings who work at or attend college (clears throat) know he's 100% dead on!
Patrice was talking out his ass on this one, or he was just trying out his Anthony impression. At best, the scale slides a point or two between those ages. Meaning, some people could say a 19-year-old 4 > a 35-year-old 6.
36 comments
28 Leeham721 2016-08-21
Nothing will beat "What is it about salt water that kills you?"
12 EskimoEscrow 2016-08-21
SALT
10 ashakahdhalshf 2016-08-21
Like what is water bro? Shinklebout it. like what is it? Serious pot talk man.
No one who has ever smoked weed thinks pot talk is something, never mind that conversation ring about what is water. Whata regard.
2 TrackSuitVos 2016-08-21
I remember when my friend and I were 13 and smoked a couple flakes of Salvia and told each other we were high. I'm sure that's an Opster move.
6 Dannyprecise 2016-08-21
"Is Colin's book an actual coloring book?"
26 TheScarletR 2016-08-21
Anthony knew to use the sarcastic tone instead of "what are you, retarded?" tone, so as not to crack those Greggshells
16 Wsallgood 2016-08-21
Did Colin make a real coloring book?
6 BoatHack 2016-08-21
I guarantee Colin (Colin Quinn) trashed opie off air after that incident
12 Wsallgood 2016-08-21
Can you imagine how many trashings Opie has received at the comic's table at The Cellar?
3 philtheprince 2016-08-21
This was the one that got me.
3 Wsallgood 2016-08-21
"I uh, don't know how to respond to that question."
12 joomommyhappy 2016-08-21
During Greg Giraldo's (R.I.P.) last appearance, when he was talking about freaking out and seeing robots in his hotel room, Opie asked if that was from drinking.
How fucking
stupidmongoloid-retarded do you have to be to not only wonder that, but to actually voice that question?21 ashakahdhalshf 2016-08-21
Just someone who never drank or did drugs, but he will tell you he dabbled in some drugs. You know just a taste. Fuckin faggot.
11 [deleted] 2016-08-21
ME: The Opester did some coke! I just forgot what it smelled like!
6 rahtin 2016-08-21
Severe alcoholics can hallucinate.
4 joomommyhappy 2016-08-21
Congratulations.
12 shickadantz 2016-08-21
Once when Neil Degrasse Tyson was in, someone trolled the instant feedback saying that Neil believes in a theory of aliens under the water. Opie being the utterly witless man that he is, asked Neil to elaborate on this theory. It was worse than when Vos called the Bermuda Triangle a "Twiangle" but of course nobody wanted to step on the Greggshells
Edit: I can't spell or form proper sentences
8 goo-gobbler 2016-08-21
By the way, that was the only thing Opie contributed to the interview.
9 AsunaKirito4Ever 2016-08-21
Opie literally didn't know how many states there were when they did the US citizenship test on-air, mainly because he didn't know "if they solved the Puerto Rico thing" yet.
4 aleclolz 2016-08-21
What do you think happens to us when we die
1 Mikekekeke 2016-08-21
Were you not listening?! I said that I will be dined on like I dine on the fauna now...
1 aleclolz 2016-08-21
i got that, but i mean like that its? like cut to black? like the sopranos? death starts at your hair
4 [deleted] 2016-08-21
You don't think he's a smart man or a good interviewer?
4 yourunconscious 2016-08-21
He's just a social cripple.
3 dolan_the_rapper 2016-08-21
I'll let him speak for himself: http://i.imgur.com/ievriHl.jpg
2 RacistPigeon 2016-08-21
There's too many stupid Tits questions for the to be a clear cut winner. You have to enjoy the whole body of work, mantits and all.
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1 fyisah 2016-08-21
I love the shows where Opie only introduce guests then shut up.
1 ceslek 2016-08-21
You mean every show with a guest who has half a brain?
1 Jaeromaru 2016-08-21
He earned his degree from restaurant placemats in Geneseo.
-2 corystereo 2016-08-21
Damn, when Patrice said an ugly 19 year old is more attractive than a beautiful 35 year old...that seems like such an abstract observation to make, but any 30-somethings who work at or attend college (clears throat) know he's 100% dead on!
He was a fucking genius.
7 DontDoxMeJoe 2016-08-21
If you ever fucking use italics to denote an active action verb again I will clear your trachea from your throat and fuck the hole I left.
3 Thomas_Daly 2016-08-21
strokes peckah
2 corystereo 2016-08-21
Are you trying to turn me on?
...'cause it's working. ;-)
0 joomommyhappy 2016-08-21
That's one of those things that might sound profound, but is completely untrue when you test it with reality.
Jessica Alba is 35.
http://celebmafia.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/jessica-alba-braun-beauty-campaign-2016-2.jpg
There are a few stunners on this list (and one prized pig!):
http://www.ranker.com/list/famous-people-born-in-1981/reference
Patrice was talking out his ass on this one, or he was just trying out his Anthony impression. At best, the scale slides a point or two between those ages. Meaning, some people could say a 19-year-old 4 > a 35-year-old 6.
But even that I don't agree with.
1 Jaeromaru 2016-08-21
Jessica Alba without makeup is pretty heinous. Money makes a big difference when it comes to beauty too. Broke 35 and rich 35; big gap in looks
1 cosko 2016-08-21
I took it as younger girls have a different attitude then a 35 y/old but idk
3 philtheprince 2016-08-21
This was the one that got me.
6 BoatHack 2016-08-21
I guarantee Colin (Colin Quinn) trashed opie off air after that incident
4 yourunconscious 2016-08-21
He's just a social cripple.
3 dolan_the_rapper 2016-08-21
I'll let him speak for himself: http://i.imgur.com/ievriHl.jpg