Where does Sam Roberts get off pretending he's human?

59  2016-07-31 by chiponmy_shoulder

50 comments

Cro-Magnon-looking motherfucker

You're insulting Cro-Magnons.

Imagine his poor kike wifey being inches away from that clock-stopping

mug while he injects semen into her. Double yecch.

Is his wife really that cute? Or is she just ok? I've never seen a pic of her.

She looks like a homely version of Meadow Soprano

holy shit is that accurate

more like field tenor tsss

True story, she is too good looking for him, but just about any fertile woman is. She's attractive but doesn't make you break your neck if you see her out in public.

She's .... eh.

'her?'

Sideshow Bob, Weird Al, and Frankenstein had a threeway, and I think it would go a lil something like this...

Sam is a shitbag. Opie's little yes-man twat.

Sex change Rachel Dolezal.

This must be an old picture. Look at that lush hairline that only seems to have begun it's receding journey.

He looks like he just crawled out of Jim Henson's closet.

Neanderdouche

He looks like Shawn Michaels fucked sideshow Bob from the Simpsons

Oh, I was thinking it was the other Sideshow Bob

Well you were wrong

I tweeted him that a couple years ago and he never responded :(

He has no upper lip.

he's not human, he's Jewish.

Gobo Fraggle

He looks like a white aborigine.

Where does he get off pointing out Erock's imperfections? Fucking freakshow

What about all that years making fun of bobos dick, when he got one mutant dick of his own

look at that head. His mom probably used his hair to scrape carbon off the bbq of a black man she just got done servicing.

He might have a little more neanderthal DNA than the average person.

not for nothing, i would harvest his soulful eyes for resale before disposing of the corpse

He looks like a salad

I never thought abortion was a good alternative until I saw Sam. Even retards couldn't convince me, but he did.

Shouldn't "less kids" be all the reason you need?

Can't wait to see this dude in 5-10 yrs

His ironic "Whoa, hey, I'm taking a selfie of myself. Can you believe this?" schtick is enraging.

I think he's more ape than human...the missing link in Darwin's Evolution?

It's really an insult to Sideshow Bob's good name when people compare them.

He looks like the younger self of one of those two elderly muppets who wore suits and had those boisterous laughs. Can't remember their names offhand.

Statler and Waldorf

Thank you for your service.

HGH abuse is a bitch.

Kid probably has a massive piece on him though.

He's born with a fuck up dick, it was sealed off and whenever he took a piss it would balloon up

it was sealed off as nature's way of preventing him ever spawning

He looks to be lacking the vitamins and minerals that only red meat can provide

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"whut color iz you?"

what a shitty house he lives in