I went from being OK with Jim Norton's fetishes to being grossed out. Am I getting old or is he getting creepier?

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It's soo fuckin creepy when he's getting turned on when describing fetishes.. Imagine sitting in a room with him when he's doing that shit

Taranatino got fully creeped out - https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bJa-biG7dFo

That was cringe inducing. Everyone ignored it because its not anymore interesting then stating "I like boobies."

He's got Tarantino in studio and decide to make it all about himself. Good job, Jim!

Him pressing Tarantino about his foot fetish and getting called out for being a weirdo was some pretty good cringe humor though, honestly.

To be fair, though, people know about it because Tarantino is constantly doing weird foot shots in his movies, and getting women to be barefoot while shooting. Clearly getting off on that.

If he doesn't want to talk about it with Jim like the weirdo he is, then dont make a point of putting it in the films.

I totally agree actually, I just found the whole interaction to be hilarious.

hes been upgrading his shit to be edgier, fucking trannies is no longer edgy in 2016

This clip is a rare case of Opie actually steering the ship, or at least attempting to.

I get the vibe that the money issues he mentioned the other day are rooted in a very discreet, but severely overpriced, fetish or escort service.

I recently heard him say he spent "not that much" (300-400 dollars) to watch a couple have sex and jerk off. What a wasteful asshole.

I would at least bet it on sports or blow it on alcohol like a normal human being, jesus.

Youre being kind of a pussy. Hes always been that creepy

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It's the weight loss. A fat guy being sexually gross is funny, a fit guy being sexually gross is just unnerving.

I really hope Big Jay stays fat

and by fit guy you mean a 50+ year old man with an eating disorder

If aids is an eating disorder then yes.

no, he was always the gay one.

True. but now he's ALL IN with opie's stories about shitting on the beach or eating their own fungal toe-skin peelings!

absolutely. Who gives a shoot

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He's gay. He likes pussies that look like loose ball bags, chicks with dicks, and having things shoved in his ass.

Yep, this is the "man" who said he would GLADLY suckle Chyna's (R.I.P.) overgrown dick-clit..

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There was an Uncle Paul bit where Bobby or someone else pointed out that as Jimmy was describing this horrible shit, he was fondling his dick.

He's the same guy that jacked off in the backseat of Jim Florentines car with Florentine driving because Norton had some girl touch his penis earlier that night. It's really some creepy behavior.

This is the man who believes he can host an advice show.

It was for comedy, you just don't get it MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

That was hilarious though, when Bobby got legitimately creeped out from the sound of it. I don't have the clip off hand.

Norton despises women.

who doesnt

ellen

well shes not a person

I don't despise women I just hate when they try and be funny.

fair enough. Mostly same for me, but i also am not fond of them as just an underlying feeling

Fair enough, but I'd switch Anthony for Jimmy. That prom picture with the girl's family is just morbidly fucked up. Plus Dani has that same damaged teen vibe. These girls aren't even hot, they just look like victims. Sue Lightning seems like the most stable and dare I say most attractive of the bunch. Anthony went way off the reservation, Jimmy jokes about it but Anth is like Kurtz out there in Long Island.

Same here.

It's blindingly obvious that Jim Norton is gay, but loves his parents too much to let them down by admitting it. So he fetishizes men in dresses and women with giant clits. I'm OK with that; these are consenting adults.

Ant grooming thirteen year olds is beyond creepy to me, because 13 year olds aren't old enough to defend themselves.

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I think he's a pretty average ugly short dude that can't get pussy, so he goes with whole "Gross Degenerate" angle to make up for that.

Overall Jim just seems like a painfully boring dude that tries to make himself seem more "damaged" than he actually is.

Sounds like a sad cum bb

Interesting. I'm the complete opposite. Been jacking off to sue lighting for weeks now

I'd bet my left nut that worm has downloaded child porn.

I bet that he throw them on DVD so he could just break it when police would knock on the door. And also i bet that after few edging sessions ending in breaking DVD's from feeling shame and guilt he just don't bother with it anymore and stores them on his hard drive.

That's.. oddly specific.

PjortSkowyrski is an FBI profiler

With a broken DVD, you can just tape that shit together with a strong clear tape (know it from computer forensics). But his HD, the motherfucker says he has a fingerprint scanner on it. Yeah, nothing shady going on there

Why else would he have his hard drive in a safe?

Bitcoin. Duh!

So fingerprint scanner and in a safe? Hmm. It's probably just full of music

naw, children are not his thing

I've never wanted to hear another man talk about sex, much less picking up trannies. You must be an undercover mo to ever find it entertaining.

You're getting less degenerate.

MAGA.

Don't worry about it. You're just a regular, boring guy who likes actual, pretty, big titted women with normal vaginas. Welcome to the square club, friend.

Him regularly wearing lipstick is what did it for me.

At this point i imagine Jim doing the pee pee dance Buffalo Bill does in silence of the lambs every night before he edges to gay porn

I think that Ant going nuts after finding out that an in studio escort had graduated from high school a few months ago is creepier than anything Jim has talked about.

Have a source for this? I've never heard it and want to.

It's somewhere in here.

Seriously, though, Ant is my favorite, but its these subtle moments I never really paid much attention to that really sour him for me.

Thanks m8.

he's older and never going to grow up so its gross watching a 50 year old man discuss his craven fetishes. also the chip chipperson cartoon.

It used to be under the whole hacky "oh that's our Jimmy" our sex addict who really is just a cute boy. But now he's 50 and playing the cute card stopped working 10 years ago. All what's left is a creep that fails to address his only real addiction and can't have a real human relationship as a result.

All that shit is fake to make him SEEM INTERESTING!

He's a nerd who does comedy and goes to bed

no, it's not that he hates women it's that he hates himself.

he's a submissive man that likes to be humiliated physically and emotionally. he likes women with giant stinky feet and blown out pussies and hairy armpits because he doesn't see himself as being up to a woman that is actually attractive.

the more attractive they are, the more likely it is that he will behave erratically and try to sabotage the relationship.

I don't think so.

He's just gay and in the closet.

That's why he's so adamant that men in dresses are "ladies."

Yes.

When they did the gay off I just remember Jim being all in, that sold me he was a creep

It's not just you.

Remember when Jim said he and his last girlfriend (Jenny? Is that her name?) had a huge fight because he caught her looking at another guy's cock-bulge when she was working in a clothing store?

It was kinda weird when he said the more he thought about it, the more turned on he was until he got to a point where he would make her share her fantasies about that guy while she jerked Jim off. He also described it as a "turning point" in their relationship, and that it started him on a "cuckold fetish" that AFAIK he still harbors to this day. (And he wonders why girls don't want to "just have lunch" with him?!)

The thing about cuckolds is they are either guys with literally no self-esteem, or sociopaths who want to control their partner's sexuality so much that they get off on "giving it away" to other men at will.

I can't decide which is more creepy.

Part of this is the fight against degeneration and new spirit of MAGA (indeed making the West great again).

The other part is that 'cringe comedy' and degenerate comedy only works once for shock value laughs and cannot continue until we get to the lowest levels.

Then the other annoying issue is that Norton is the worst kind of hypocrite. a kind of 'triple-hypocrite'. This is a guy who seethes in almost demonic rage and vitriol about those "fff..fff..uckINGGgg hypocrites" in reference to a Republican politician who was once accused by a Rookie cop of slapping a 'gay code' on a toilet floor and despite $1,000,000 rewards not a single person could find a shred of belief the guy was actually gay.

Norton just boils in a vile seething hate at the fuckingggg these fuckingggg then he introduces "Then you know what.. if God hates gays then **** God!". With gnashing teeth Norton just SMASHES these ..these.. hyyyypocrites with his moral superiority which is that he has the fuckin balls to just admit what he does. "Just admit you love cock you fuckinggggg hypocriteeees".

But Jim Norton, the ultimate sick-out comedian, with the moral superiority to boldly just admit what he's into... .. cannot admit he sucks on men's erect cocks. That he sucks off men. He's paid to give them blowjobs.

He can't simply admit it and do a 10 minute Sexpert bit on it but instead becomes 'Groucho Marx' whenever anything gets near his giving of blowjobs:

"Heyaaa.. who doesn't like a big fat surprazzzz. wocka wockkkaaa amirightfolks?"

Its hacky, bottom-of-the-barrel comedy but its also the worst lowest kind of hypocrisy.

That's a great analysis of his Groucho Marx like responses to potentially awkward questions/subjects. He always plays that card when talking about sucking dick or getting shit on.

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But how is he a hypocrite? He isn't saying that sucking dick is wrong. He is just reluctant to admit it.

You almost answered your own question:

His stage claim: He doesn't hide his sexual lusts and acts but instead just admits them openly. He doesn't hide them. People who won't admit them are shit, bad, failures, morally disgusting, hypocrites.

What he actually does when it comes to him:

Is reluctant to admit (as in will not admit) he likes sucking off men's dinks, has paid to do it. gives blowjobs.


and keep in mind, this isn't a case where the 'rudeness' or 'explicitness' is a problem or issue. Indeed, he will describe other heterosexual acts with the rudest, most grotesque, most explicit details.

I thought he had admitted it. Or at least implied it

Or at least implied it

'insinuated' might be the word. he doesn't 'not admit it' by again doing deflective joking.

That kind of joking where he can say he admitted it or say he was just joking and purposely doing it that way.

"..gahhhh.. who doesn't like to slurp on a beef sausage surprise gabba-gabba wowww " and he pulls out those novelty 'groucho marx' plastic toy glasses/nose combos put its on and flouts an imaginary cigar.

But hey, once 10 years ago a Republican senator who, like almost all Democrats, Obama and even many homosexuals at the time did not vote to seek 'gay marriage' on some bill somewhere and then a junior rookie vice-cop insisted he tapped a 'gay code' on a bathroom floor and even gays have since insisted there is no way in hell the Senator is gay but .. what a fuckkkinggggg hypocccriiiiittte for not just blatantly saying "Hey I love sucking on a mans cock" says Norton.

He's getting older and creepier. That can't make it any easier to listen to.

Didn't he get hard and squeeze his dick to the 8-track porn?

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When they found the 8-track porn and played it on the show. Youtube it, I think it's still up...

Hes creepy as fuck now I agree, the aids doesnt help.

He can't fuck female fans in the bathroom at Sirius, so he has to do something to get off.

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I guess it was funny and more interesting when it was new. It was refreshing that he didn't hide his kink.

But it definitely isn't funny or interesting after 16 years of it. The problem with his comedy is none of it seems fresh because he's on the radio 4 hours a day and doesn't save anything for the stage.

Yeah. It's weird how often he shoehorns in a tranny joke. It's literally four times an hour.

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I'm still alright with it for the first 5 minutes...but my married with kids brother-in-law and my dad are over it after the first minute.

He's gay and can't admit it to himself.

He's getting older, and more gross, so the whole idea around him doing more fucked up cant even be disguised by his cubby comedy exterior.

Now its a hawkish, skinny old man perving over stinky tranny feet and urinating on/being urinated on by strangers.

It's all schtick. He's not the pervert he pretends to be. He has never had sex with a transsexual.

not as a top maybe

I bet that he throw them on DVD so he could just break it when police would knock on the door. And also i bet that after few edging sessions ending in breaking DVD's from feeling shame and guilt he just don't bother with it anymore and stores them on his hard drive.

naw, children are not his thing