No, that was my account. I was logged out of my Reddit app and couldn't remember my password. I'm still alive and at least 10 pounds lighter than whoever the dead guy is.
But I'm glad to know that if I did die you would all honor my memory and not immediately take shots at my photographic memorial.
I was about to step in front of the train but then I thought about all you guys and how you make me feel. By the time that thought has passed so had the fucking train and I couldn't be bothered waiting for another one so I'll be around for a while longer.
I was about to step in front of the train but then I thought about all you guys and how you make me feel. By the time that thought has passed so had the fucking train and I couldn't be bothered waiting for another one so I'll be around for a while longer.
63 comments
24 sanfrancisco69er 2016-04-23
Jesus, everyone is dying. He didnt exactly defy the listener stereotpye. but RIP, friend. How do you know its really him?
14 Dre013 2016-04-23
The fact that he could stack all three of his sons inside him gave it away.
12 sanfrancisco69er 2016-04-23
what? I just mean how does the person posting know this is the guy with the reddit account?
1 racemic_mixture 2016-04-23
I mean apparently he was an EMT, so he was legitimately a good person in real life. I'm sort of unsure if that is representative of this group or not.
21 gaycunt04 2016-04-23
How did he die?
14 YouAintGotToLieCraig 2016-04-23
Jezebel was right about us trying to emulate members of the show. Poor guy shouldn't have chose Patrice.
7 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-04-23
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4 Wsallgood 2016-04-23
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5 sanfrancisco69er 2016-04-23
gger
1 andycumiashow 2016-04-23
I'm really happy that this was included in my memorial thread. It's like a personal remembrance from Anthony himself.
All I need now is /u/Mouthful_Of_Cum to show her tits to represent Opie.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-04-23
"my memorial thread" whats that supposed to mean, guy?
-1 andycumiashow 2016-04-23
I was AcePainterLo. Also not dead.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-04-23
were ya?
2 [deleted] 2016-04-23
Person.
1 [deleted] 2016-04-23
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14 DHFearnot 2016-04-23
Those Cumia's took doxxing a little far.
2 CuckECheese 2016-04-23
Found dead outside a Panera Bread.
12 andycumiashow 2016-04-23
No, that was my account. I was logged out of my Reddit app and couldn't remember my password. I'm still alive and at least 10 pounds lighter than whoever the dead guy is.
But I'm glad to know that if I did die you would all honor my memory and not immediately take shots at my photographic memorial.
4 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-04-23
You're lying, it was my account. I forgot my password.
Stop lying.
You're a liar.
3 andycumiashow 2016-04-23
I'm dawt loying awlright
2 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-04-23
Take off your underwear.
1 [deleted] 2016-04-23
I thought u were dead too
1 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-04-23
I came back for you babycakes. I couldn't stomache the thought of never touching your cock, anus and balls again.
3 Fat_People_Hydra 2016-04-23
So are you a ghost now or..?
3 andycumiashow 2016-04-23
If it gets me a front row seat to the handicapped stall in the women's restroom, call me Patrick Swayze.
1 satsamsit 2016-04-23
sHeDduP
1 andycumiashow 2016-04-23
God DAMN it, Edgar.
2 satsamsit 2016-04-23
I hAunTed GeeM nOrTon aT Tha CahSinooO!
8 RacksDiciprine 2016-04-23
He was a good egg.
9 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-04-23
" he was shaped like a what? "
2 thrillated 2016-04-23
Hey, I thought you were dead too? D:
6 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-04-23
I was about to step in front of the train but then I thought about all you guys and how you make me feel. By the time that thought has passed so had the fucking train and I couldn't be bothered waiting for another one so I'll be around for a while longer.
3 HerpDerpen 2016-04-23
He meant to say "wished"
3 Aemon12 2016-04-23
You'll find another train. I believe in you! ☆☆☆☆
6 Mitchull 2016-04-23
Come on man. How do you know?
6 thrillated 2016-04-23
Thoughts and prayers
4 mrheh 2016-04-23
RIP
3 [deleted] 2016-04-23
Jesus... whos dying next?
1 [deleted] 2016-04-23
That I cannot say, my Son ....
See? I was sayin' it like you were asking Jesus who was gonna die next!
-11 OARedditLivesMatter 2016-04-23
The next Sargeant unfortunate enough to load munitions with /u/FrunkisOA
0 RearNakedGrope 2016-04-23
That was pretty good.
10 scottgreenstein 2016-04-23
Please Don't encourage this retard.
1 RearNakedGrope 2016-04-23
Don't tell me what to do.
-7 OARedditLivesMatter 2016-04-23
It's truly embarrassing how serious you take this shit hole.
1 scottgreenstein 2016-04-23
So mad
3 Fat_People_Hydra 2016-04-23
RIP Brotherman! This post really cracked me up. Flawless execution. He'll be missed.
3 chippersonlyle 2016-04-23
Rip I wish it had been brother Joe.
2 Uboat1940 2016-04-23
Joe Cumia..will he make it out of 2016?
2 CookieHaid 2016-04-23
Bummer. Here's hoping he haunts Opie to death.
https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/4799w9/bobo_i_bought_you_an_ipad/
2 corystereo 2016-04-23
You're kiddin'! How did it happen? Oh God love him. Be sure and give the kids my condolences. :(
2 Aemon12 2016-04-23
How do you know it's /u/AcePainterLo
2 Dennyislife 2016-04-23
Brother Joe got him?
2 Chuck_Chasem 2016-04-23
He did, and he's coming for all you motherfuckers! Here's 2U Nicola and Bart.
2 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-04-23
Yo! Who else opened that obituary and hoped that it referenced this subreddit? What a letdown!
1 Jackatard 2016-04-23
Did anyone leave a tender sentiment from Ted Scheckler?
1 [deleted] 2016-04-23
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1 reddit_godking 2016-04-23
Alright, here's one I care about.
1 BigBirdy6 2016-04-23
damn! death, death, death
it is nice to see this sub can combine rip and humor at the same time.
1 imthatsingleminded 2016-04-23
YA KIDDIN!
1 CamMoses 2016-04-23
RIP
1 Jackthejew 2016-04-23
🎼I will remember youuuu🎼
1 literalotherkin 2016-04-23
Did his wife read all the vile things he wrote and decide to do the world a favour? (Too soon?)
1 Opprobriousness 2016-04-23
His name was Jesse Bruce.
His name was Jesse Bruce.
1 [deleted] 2016-04-23
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-1 AngeloMacon 2016-04-23
Wrestlers and redditards all die in there 40s.
-1 WalterNitty 2016-04-23
Don't forget AIDS ridden guitar janglers
6 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-04-23
I was about to step in front of the train but then I thought about all you guys and how you make me feel. By the time that thought has passed so had the fucking train and I couldn't be bothered waiting for another one so I'll be around for a while longer.
-1 WalterNitty 2016-04-23
Don't forget AIDS ridden guitar janglers