This is fantastic. You know he passed around his phone around the table during one of those poker games asking the guys how he looked. And they told him he was going to get tons of snatch.
But the funny thing is, he still doesn't come off as a guy with any money. No girl is going to understand (or care) that his Mustang is anything special, especially in New York. If he wants to play the rich guy on Tinder, he needs to post himself with some obvious shit like a new Ferrari or a private jet.
That profile makes him look like literally any other middle-aged loser on Long Island.
How about the $150,000 Jaguar F type he owns? Does that work you fucking dolt? You are just jealous that he makes more $ in a year than you will make in your entire life!
I think he's just pointing out that if you want to really impress on Long Island, you could do a little better than standing next to a Mustang.
I literally see Ferraris and Lambos on Long Island very regularly.
Ant's is rich, don't get me wrong but that profile doesn't do anything to set him aside from a lot of other less rich and much better looking guys around here.
He's actually catfishing girls who'd view this in a way. They'll see the pictures of him on stage, appearing to be on a set with cameras rolling, and think he's a huge deal... Then they'll Google him and find out he does a basement podcast targeted at disenchanted Wawa employees.
Lookin for Ha-ha's and hee-hees, so to speak. Just a guy who realizes ya never know what tomorrow's gonna bring, so live like today's your last, am I right gang?
Did your fake profile have photos of an 18 year old white transgender, and did you swipe right? This could turn into quite a saga if you match with him.
Fucking great man. Can you locate Norton too? He said he tried Tinder but sucked at it so maybe his profile is still up.I know it's going to be a bit harder given that he lives in a heavily populated area but he's also in his late 40s so.His apartment is/was in "Trump towers" but maybe a local could pin-point the right address.
Oh and while you're in the area find Lynsi's tinder, she's in her early 30s probably.
Back to being a regular, miserable, lonely piece of shit like the rest of us. He'll never fuck a young model or a regional TV personality ever again. I love it.
Maybe I've been in the Tinder world for so long that I'm numb to the patheticness, but this doesn't bother me. Old guy with money flaunting it on his profile to get young dates, normal sounding description, honest about his age. For the kind of guy Ant is, this is actually dignified.
Anthony is the complete opposite of spontaneous fun. He sits at home all day drinking, beating 20 something year old girls, and watching reruns of Seinfeld. And occasionally poker night with a bunch of aarp fucks.
OP, did you happen upon this while browsing tinder or are did you make a fake profile and park down the street from his house? Either way, thank you for your service.
ugh "wine, dinner" = "i'm such a foodie", racing small-dick-cars, and of course showing off a cute cat to show what a nice sensitive guy he is and totally woman-friendly
"Shit is jamming, man. Start down low with a 350 cube, three and a quarter horsepower, 4 speed, 4:10 gears, 10 coats of competition orange, hand rubbed lacquer with a huplane manifold. Full fuckin race cams."
He always gets pissed when ppl tell him to grow his facial hair back,but he uses mostly pics of him with it to pick up girls? I do not understand this creep
A bunch of pictures of a middle-aged man in his house, etc. with no one else around except a cat? I detest Trant, but even I felt a smidge of pity while looking at those pics.
What a depressing profile, what a sad life. I bet the ladies are scratching and biting each other to be the first to get to him, though! Yeah right...
It is pretty sad, actually. The man rails against marriage and sees it as being shackled to someone who will inevitably turn into an old woman with a boy haircut.
But, I think that's missing the point of spending your life with someone. When you choose not to, this is what happens to a lot of old guys.
You become an elderly bachelor with creepy pictures on Tinder. "Look at me, I've got money! Ignore the fact that I'm 30 years older than you and am pretty much a 2 looks wise. "
He's got a lot of money to spend, but no one worth sharing it with.
Why doesnt this stupid fuck just get hookers?He knows the bitches that fuck him are only in it for the money so what difference would it make.Lol how much has this guy fallen.I bet he regrets not trying to keep nicolini
193 comments
70 pfgposter 2016-03-28
Please be real. Please be real.
59 [deleted] 2016-03-28
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28 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-03-28
I am fucking AMAZED he posted his real age if it is.
32 Sternacthegreat 2016-03-28
This is fantastic. You know he passed around his phone around the table during one of those poker games asking the guys how he looked. And they told him he was going to get tons of snatch.
32 eestijama 2016-03-28
"Snatch" is definitely the word they used. Or maybe "gash".
15 [deleted] 2016-03-28
"Tuna"
22 herpacin 2016-03-28
Slit, my money is on slit.
12 WalterNitty 2016-03-28
I'm sure they all used those words, can imagine them passing it round and each person using a new term when it got to them.
8 urfaceisa 2016-03-28
$50 on pelt
2 war-admiral 2016-03-28
What the duck, is he Grizzly Adams? Sir, prepare to write me a $50 check.
8 NortheastPhilly 2016-03-28
punani
5 TheFans4Life 2016-03-28
patch. they called it patch, god damn it!
4 maloonigans 2016-03-28
trim
30 barneyfryes 2016-03-28
http://imgur.com/hhjKCed This is the original... Amazing what photoshop can do..
13 Joshua_Goodnaturedly 2016-03-28
The helmet should be made of leather
4 war-admiral 2016-03-28
Is that some sort of dating app with the swastika symbol in the task bar?
18 im_not 2016-03-28
He's 65 so I dunno what you're talking about
5 FrunkisOA 2016-03-28
isnt it linked to your facebook, so you kinda have to?
2 CCRed95 2016-03-28
you can link it but you dont have to
1 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-03-28
I wouldn't have expected him to be honest about it there, either, since you aren't required to publicly display it.
2 rottenseed 2016-03-28
Why are you amazed? He can't pass as anything under 60. His game plan is pretty much pick up young girls with daddy issues.
2 TheFatMosque 2016-03-28
he specified his acceptable "looking for" age range as 13-19
9 pfgposter 2016-03-28
Thank you so much for this.
7 ffffantomas 2016-03-28
Are you fucking kidding.
That moustache is a fucking giveaway. How do these stupid children not see it comin a mile off?
2 BatKnuckles 2016-03-28
I believe you, and appreciate this is tricky, but can anyone think of a way to verify these?
68 mrnonsenseny 2016-03-28
Swipe Reich
58 fishcado 2016-03-28
http://m.imgur.com/gallery/afaaez6 Lucky for him girls in the age bracket he's seeking won't remember Dick Dastardly.
21 HerpDerpen 2016-03-28
Keith on the backseat
7 helobious1 2016-03-28
That's fucking perfect
1 Nuwanda84 2016-03-28
By "girls" you mean "little boys" I assume.
57 PeckaSucka 2016-03-28
The whole selling point of this photo is the car and racetrack, just anything that can say "I have a lot of money please don't look at my face"
46 Bibimbap4211 2016-03-28
He looks worse than Nikki Lauda after the fire.
7 PhilipMarma 2016-03-28
He looks worse than Ayrton Senna.
4 rahtin 2016-03-28
But less ethnic.
2 PhilipMarma 2016-03-28
I dunno, Senna looked more European than Ant
1 rahtin 2016-03-28
A little more extra crispy at the end.
1 telemecanique 2016-03-28
hate to be THAT guy, but Senna got hit by a tire, Lauda had the fire..
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1 TheFatMosque 2016-03-28
Senna wasn't burned you silly goose.
33 Dick_Kickass 2016-03-28
But the funny thing is, he still doesn't come off as a guy with any money. No girl is going to understand (or care) that his Mustang is anything special, especially in New York. If he wants to play the rich guy on Tinder, he needs to post himself with some obvious shit like a new Ferrari or a private jet.
That profile makes him look like literally any other middle-aged loser on Long Island.
27 Dannyprecise 2016-03-28
Him buying a Mustang is the epi-tome of rich white trash
2 rahtin 2016-03-28
A Super Snake GT500 is a fucking bad ass car. It's barely a Mustang.
5 Popblawo 2016-03-28
I thought he sold it?
6 PhilipMarma 2016-03-28
Traded it for a Trans Am
-5 sawxfan23 2016-03-28
How about the $150,000 Jaguar F type he owns? Does that work you fucking dolt? You are just jealous that he makes more $ in a year than you will make in your entire life!
1 BoardroomBimmy 2016-03-28
Y'ALL JUST JELLY! HATERS GONNA HATE! BLOCKED!!!!
1 Nickbennettc 2016-03-28
I think he's just pointing out that if you want to really impress on Long Island, you could do a little better than standing next to a Mustang.
I literally see Ferraris and Lambos on Long Island very regularly.
Ant's is rich, don't get me wrong but that profile doesn't do anything to set him aside from a lot of other less rich and much better looking guys around here.
1 Dick_Kickass 2016-03-28
Congrats on missing the point dipshit.
11 Gushers4Lunch 2016-03-28
It's an old school Italian thing, according to Colin Quinn. Wops always think their dumb car will be a pussy magnet
1 _TheConsumer_ 2016-03-28
You leave my IROC-Z alone!
1 Lish_fips89 2016-03-28
Yeah, really.
1 Snake_____86 2016-03-28
Holy shit, this is brilliant. And, too real.
57 pfgposter 2016-03-28
He's actually catfishing girls who'd view this in a way. They'll see the pictures of him on stage, appearing to be on a set with cameras rolling, and think he's a huge deal... Then they'll Google him and find out he does a basement podcast targeted at disenchanted Wawa employees.
22 throwaway8373789782 2016-03-28
I work for panera, faggot
31 Youseeonlydarkness 2016-03-28
you got wawa in your username that probably confused him
9 alobesmooth 2016-03-28
vurry good
12 eestijama 2016-03-28
Pardon my ignorance, but what is a Wawa employee?
33 chicken-named-mike 2016-03-28
Pennsylvania 7/11s.
8 Popblawo 2016-03-28
Quick chek all day
2 Popblawo 2016-03-28
Alright who are the other 4 from North/central jersey
1 lelgimps 2016-03-28
north checkin in. Quickchek is the bees knees.
2 Popblawo 2016-03-28
Fawk yeah
7 FatassTitePants 2016-03-28
Correction: eastern PA 7/11s. The Westside-bestside is Sheetz all the way!
2 chicken-named-mike 2016-03-28
Fair enough. I was a little vague.
2 PhilipMarma 2016-03-28
Don't forget south Jersey!
1 CoyoteeBongwater 2016-03-28
Sheetz is like from a utopian future where gas stations aren't scary
1 [deleted] 2016-03-28
PawPaw Hut, FTW.
2 TheFatMosque 2016-03-28
they are way more badass than 7/11s sir. please.
1 chicken-named-mike 2016-03-28
Meh.
1 rahtin 2016-03-28
Ronnie B said they have awesome hoagies. He was joking right?
2 dankfranklin 2016-03-28
No, everyone is obsessed with Wawa sandwiches for some reason. They aren't that good.
2 TheFatMosque 2016-03-28
they are just amazed like Mitt Romney when they push buttons and a sandwich comes out
2 boofk 2016-03-28
The gas station wawa
1 [deleted] 2016-03-28
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1 I-take-beast-shits 2016-03-28
It's like Panera Bread but you can get gas there too.
4 JoeyTheZa 2016-03-28
Your comment is why I still visit this message board.
1 CakeHornRadio 2016-03-28
Ant strikes me as a guy that appeals more to Sheetz employees.
45 watereol 2016-03-28
because nothing says spontaneous fun like getting beaten and strangled by a deranged alcoholic with domestic abuse charges.
28 Lish_fips89 2016-03-28
She didn't see it coming. Thats basically spontaneous.
18 thrillated 2016-03-28
I'm sure that she figured out the 7th kick to the ribs was coming after the 6th
1 Lish_fips89 2016-03-28
This whole situation is so fucked.
11 ShadowbannedKeithM 2016-03-28
To be fair they did order pizza and watch Seinfeld reruns a lot.
43 Joemomma101 2016-03-28
He's just out for some spontaneous fun...
30 FancyAndImportantMan 2016-03-28
Lookin for Ha-ha's and hee-hees, so to speak. Just a guy who realizes ya never know what tomorrow's gonna bring, so live like today's your last, am I right gang?
8 Lish_fips89 2016-03-28
Live free or die soon?
3 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2016-03-28
Life free and die soon...after not living free because of impeding incarceration.
7 Roland1232 2016-03-28
Focking, socking!
36 FrunkisOA 2016-03-28
how many old motherfuckers did you have to swipe through to get to his? fucking great man.
71 [deleted] 2016-03-28
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53 majestik6 2016-03-28
Half of the O&A fans are truckers, and the other half have IQs above 150.
11 BullsLawDan 2016-03-28
I'm a lawyer with a CDL so maybe I'm in that weird middle of the Venn Diagram?
5 [deleted] 2016-03-28
CDL .... Lawyer .... Venn Diagrams .... Lookit Mr. Smarty here.
2 telemecanique 2016-03-28
idk where you fall, but I'm sure there are dead hookers in your basement.
1 BullsLawDan 2016-03-28
I can barely even get the door closed.
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18 FrunkisOA 2016-03-28
Brilliant.
16 golightlys_iphone 2016-03-28
/u/anthonycumiashow, comment?
6 Ojisan1 2016-03-28
Did your fake profile have photos of an 18 year old white transgender, and did you swipe right? This could turn into quite a saga if you match with him.
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5 blackirishlad 2016-03-28
pics were too old, too dark, too voluptuous
1 SHITDlCK 2016-03-28
BOO. Keep trying.
Use younger, whiter, and fatherless girls.
4 anonimescu 2016-03-28
Fucking great man. Can you locate Norton too? He said he tried Tinder but sucked at it so maybe his profile is still up.I know it's going to be a bit harder given that he lives in a heavily populated area but he's also in his late 40s so.His apartment is/was in "Trump towers" but maybe a local could pin-point the right address. Oh and while you're in the area find Lynsi's tinder, she's in her early 30s probably.
1 telemecanique 2016-03-28
true hero or stalker.
29 kevin121312 2016-03-28
Spontaneous fun =- Throwing on Columbo RIGHT after an episode of The Honeymooners.
27 pfgposter 2016-03-28
Does the profile state he's seeking women or "women"?
4 SayntJ 2016-03-28
hahahaha
27 MandrakesLeg 2016-03-28
Spontaneous fun. Read: unexpected uppercuts and random rib stompings.
27 im_not 2016-03-28
Back to being a regular, miserable, lonely piece of shit like the rest of us. He'll never fuck a young model or a regional TV personality ever again. I love it.
7 NortheastPhilly 2016-03-28
One time he asked for pasta and meat sauce, but only got egg noodles and ketchup. He gets to live the rest of his life a schnook.
1 Joshua_Goodnaturedly 2016-03-28
He used to bet twenty, thirty grand at Borgata and then he'd either blow the winnings in a week or go to the sharks to pay back the bookies.
2 FUSSY_PUCKER 2016-03-28
Hah... winnings.
1 [deleted] 2016-03-28
What kinda meat sauce?
19 OKChaps 2016-03-28
2 miles away? You wouldn't happen to have a dress and a tiny penis, would you?
16 kanyewes 2016-03-28
Well I don't have a dress....
2 I-take-beast-shits 2016-03-28
There was a dress, SOMETHIN ABOUT A DRESS..
19 FloppyDonkeyBalls 2016-03-28
Hey babe, it's Chippah from Tindahs.
7 CuckECheese 2016-03-28
Stawp sendin me messages askin to be my fawkin girlfriend.
17 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-03-28
Holy shit. And that poor fucking cat being exploited for child rape.
10 chicken-named-mike 2016-03-28
I legitimately worry about Beav's wellbeing.
6 FancyAndImportantMan 2016-03-28
He's the only reason I don't want The Compound doused in gasoline and lit on fire in the middle of the night.
3 Bibimbap4211 2016-03-28
I worry about Beavs asshole.
4 chicken-named-mike 2016-03-28
:(
16 goutastic 2016-03-28
Who knew Anwar Sadat owned a muscle car?
16 spinuch 2016-03-28
Wine, Dinner, Movies, pegging.
14 Cold-in-the-D 2016-03-28
Does ''spontaneous fun'' mean a black eye or a cracked rib?
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13 thrillated 2016-03-28
Awww shit, Tranpa just keeps getting sadder and sadder.
13 FrunkisOA 2016-03-28
everyone needs to tweet this to colin, vos and jimmy at the VERY least. they might get a real kick out of it (I know anthony wont)
13 pino5588 2016-03-28
That dumb racing suit pose gave me douche chills. If he ever runs out of money he has no chance of banging higher than a 3.
12 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-03-28
I wouldn't be surprised if he reunited with his first wife in a good 5-7 years.
10 herpacin 2016-03-28
She's dead?
7 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-03-28
...exactly.
3 EmptyMyBag 2016-03-28
When did she die?Did he talk about it on the air?
1 TheFatMosque 2016-03-28
:(
13 SayntJ 2016-03-28
"Pocono" in the background. Not Daytona, or NASCAR.... But the Poconos.
If only there was a Bud Light banner to really drive the white trash point home.
12 FancyAndImportantMan 2016-03-28
So??? Where'd you swipe?
12 Wolosocu 2016-03-28
Always sad when you see a man on Tindr that should be on OurTime.
11 booderdooders 2016-03-28
Maybe I've been in the Tinder world for so long that I'm numb to the patheticness, but this doesn't bother me. Old guy with money flaunting it on his profile to get young dates, normal sounding description, honest about his age. For the kind of guy Ant is, this is actually dignified.
5 mayomayomayomayomayo 2016-03-28
I can't wrap my head around tinder even with people my age. Then again, I also still scowl when couples tell me they met online...
1 majestik6 2016-03-28
I know a girl who has more sex than a prostitute, all for free, because she's basically addicted to the attention
13 Hakraid 2016-03-28
I will not disrespect your mother by asking if it's her.
7 aTwinkForFez 2016-03-28
thanks for sharing this unrelated info, you must be a blast at parties.
4 theprostitute 2016-03-28
That's just not smart business.
2 Z7ZZ77Z 2016-03-28
You sound upset that she's not fucking you.
2 majestik6 2016-03-28
I'd feel pretty dumb if I fucked up a perfectly good marriage over some attention-seeking slut.
11 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2016-03-28
Anthony is the complete opposite of spontaneous fun. He sits at home all day drinking, beating 20 something year old girls, and watching reruns of Seinfeld. And occasionally poker night with a bunch of aarp fucks.
6 FancyAndImportantMan 2016-03-28
The "spontaneous fun" part is really what makes me want to toss my computer out the window.
10 ShadowbannedKeithM 2016-03-28
"He's a man of leisure" "yeesss "
10 herpacin 2016-03-28
Was expecting Grinder and a much worse profile.
10 NortheastPhilly 2016-03-28
now that you mention it, somebody should check grinder
1 imcrapyall 2016-03-28
Look for Anth, Tranth, or White Human and age 69
10 Joshua_Goodnaturedly 2016-03-28
Steve McDragQueen
9 [deleted] 2016-03-28
I didn't realize the Time to Make the Donuts guy was so young.
8 lordxenu44 2016-03-28
OP, did you happen upon this while browsing tinder or are did you make a fake profile and park down the street from his house? Either way, thank you for your service.
4 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2016-03-28
Sign up for Tinder, spoof your location, adjust the age... And there you go
7 Hakraid 2016-03-28
eww
7 maynardsabeast 2016-03-28
The gift that keeps giving
7 AssMcPlay 2016-03-28
In the first pic, Ant has Chim Chim and Spritle in the trunk.
1 [deleted] 2016-03-28
... and Trixie in the crib with Pops raping his face.
7 ActionBlackson 2016-03-28
What an out-of-touch fuckin dork.
6 IggysGlove 2016-03-28
Someone should make a parody one with pictures that more accurately represent his day to day life.
Hanging out with his cool friends, his non loser family, screaming YEAAAAA drunkenly after attacking a woman.
6 FrunkisOA 2016-03-28
ok what does the Bud Light have written on it... I'd swear by first glance it says "trannies...." but it CANT be
7 Z7ZZ77Z 2016-03-28
I just figured it out, it says "Travis is Gay."
6 Z7ZZ77Z 2016-03-28
It really does look like it says "Trannies is Gay", but that sounds like a sentence writted by bobo.
6 YourOldPalHoward 2016-03-28
It says Travis is Gay
6 nomorecompromise 2016-03-28
Hahaha Poor Ant just wants to be in his 30's again.
2 Phrunkis3 2016-03-28
The 80's were a fun time.
6 LightBulbExpert 2016-03-28
lol lying about his age, we all know he's 57.
6 Tremendousdread 2016-03-28
This is fake. He did not mention or have 5 photos of a pool
6 just_lou 2016-03-28
No. I refuse to believe he posted that on Tinder. lmao
6 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2016-03-28
These little bird legs and house slippers will surely fool the ladies into thinking he's the rugged outdoorsy type: http://i.imgur.com/k4Hfb28.jpg
5 peckaface 2016-03-28
Its so nice of that mans grandson to let him drive his car.
5 dakkar1 2016-03-28
atv riding with "boat shoes" is especially old manish and hilarious at the same time.
1 TheFatMosque 2016-03-28
notice he's going with the Stahlhelm look as well? always was a fan of the period.
5 _barnacle_ 2016-03-28
Are those seriously the best photos he could find of himself?
5 littlepeteferguson 2016-03-28
Is this part of his new "turning over a new leaf" stage or is he still looking to rape 15 year olds?
5 Brocktoon_in_a_jar 2016-03-28
ugh "wine, dinner" = "i'm such a foodie", racing small-dick-cars, and of course showing off a cute cat to show what a nice sensitive guy he is and totally woman-friendly
3 chicken-named-mike 2016-03-28
Erock, comment?
3 CharlieSheenAids 2016-03-28
Wine, Guinness, trannies, spontaneous cum
3 RacksDiciprine 2016-03-28
Looks to be 82 years old in that first pic
3 realister 2016-03-28
Good profile, I bet he gets tons of matches.
3 mikestl1988 2016-03-28
Should have put "Drinking bud lite, abusing xanex, and watching Seinfeld reruns" down
3 biobotX1 2016-03-28
Lol. I love his choice of pics
3 McGowan9 2016-03-28
"Shit is jamming, man. Start down low with a 350 cube, three and a quarter horsepower, 4 speed, 4:10 gears, 10 coats of competition orange, hand rubbed lacquer with a huplane manifold. Full fuckin race cams."
If only he ended up like Todd.
4 MrKayfabe 2016-03-28
He's got coke and he's got cash in that floor safe. If we leave without it we're fucking idiots.
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3 tropicalstormeric 2016-03-28
If this isn't real I'll be so disappointed.
3 boogsuge 2016-03-28
He always gets pissed when ppl tell him to grow his facial hair back,but he uses mostly pics of him with it to pick up girls? I do not understand this creep
3 hoogityboogitiesRIP 2016-03-28
:( this is sad
2 aaron91325 2016-03-28
No gun pics?
18 HookerMouth82 2016-03-28
That would be false advertising.
2 corystereo 2016-03-28
A bunch of pictures of a middle-aged man in his house, etc. with no one else around except a cat? I detest Trant, but even I felt a smidge of pity while looking at those pics.
What a depressing profile, what a sad life. I bet the ladies are scratching and biting each other to be the first to get to him, though! Yeah right...
2 ndcigars 2016-03-28
He doesn't have the Billy Bad Ass gun hanging out in this pic. Now that woud get some 'Murica pussy.
2 SHITDlCK 2016-03-28
Please tell me you're catfishing him.
2 plasticpaddy84 2016-03-28
All things considered this is a fantastic tinder profile
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1 Tom_Stall 2016-03-28
So we know that Ant at least fits the profile of what OP is looking for on Tinder.
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1 aria_taint 2016-03-28
They made a parody (documentary) of Ant!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CoIgQ4ZeKc
1 Leofan7 2016-03-28
Weird flashy racing suit and a Shelby Mustang he probably bought off the lot at AutoNation? YUCK.
1 Nickbennettc 2016-03-28
It is pretty sad, actually. The man rails against marriage and sees it as being shackled to someone who will inevitably turn into an old woman with a boy haircut.
But, I think that's missing the point of spending your life with someone. When you choose not to, this is what happens to a lot of old guys.
You become an elderly bachelor with creepy pictures on Tinder. "Look at me, I've got money! Ignore the fact that I'm 30 years older than you and am pretty much a 2 looks wise. "
He's got a lot of money to spend, but no one worth sharing it with.
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0 pta11 2016-03-28
Why doesnt this stupid fuck just get hookers?He knows the bitches that fuck him are only in it for the money so what difference would it make.Lol how much has this guy fallen.I bet he regrets not trying to keep nicolini
-6 skywalkerr69 2016-03-28
fake
12 eestijama 2016-03-28
Pardon my ignorance, but what is a Wawa employee?
4 JoeyTheZa 2016-03-28
Your comment is why I still visit this message board.
22 throwaway8373789782 2016-03-28
I work for panera, faggot
4 chicken-named-mike 2016-03-28
:(
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2 PhilipMarma 2016-03-28
I dunno, Senna looked more European than Ant
1 CakeHornRadio 2016-03-28
Ant strikes me as a guy that appeals more to Sheetz employees.
1 rahtin 2016-03-28
A little more extra crispy at the end.
1 telemecanique 2016-03-28
hate to be THAT guy, but Senna got hit by a tire, Lauda had the fire..
1 TheFatMosque 2016-03-28
Senna wasn't burned you silly goose.
1 chicken-named-mike 2016-03-28
Meh.