r/opieandanthony: This is way too depressing. A once great radio empire has crumbled and left behind ashes in it's wake. Each side shittier than the next. I'm going to do it. I'm going to eat a fucking bullet.

27 2016-03-22 by xellios83

Right after I see Rich Vos at the Hartford Funny Bone March 31 - April 3rd.

17 [deleted] 2016-03-22

Do it at the show, right after Rich's first joke just stand up and blow your fat head off. Yell something about 9/11 first though.

14 Patricki 2016-03-22

No no no. Yell something like, "you were always bad on the radio, but they said you killed on stage. This world is full of LIES!"

-1 proto000 2016-03-22

Opie lied to meeeeee....

You know Vos would try to riff off it.

"Jeeeshh Tough Crowd, and i would knoww, get it?"

5 thrillated 2016-03-22

"Heresh da theing, I would to do the same thing as that guy except I still owe money to my daughter and I'm dogin' her!"

2 imcrapyall 2016-03-22

0 Sicboy69 2016-03-22

After you yell something about 9/11 look Vos right in the eyes & scream Allahu Akbar before killing yourself in the middle of the Funny Bone

7 poolitzer 2016-03-22

Empire? O&A were more like Richard Bey to Howard's Jerry Springer

1 [deleted] 2016-03-22

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5 hulkanator 2016-03-22

I'll book 2U for your wake on April 4th.

7 corystereo 2016-03-22

Great! Just what I need to see on CNN's website on the morning of April 5th: Mass Suicide at Wake for Suicide Victim.

5 hulkanator 2016-03-22

I'm sorry you won't be joining us.

3 shameofyou 2016-03-22

least lil' jimmy had the foresight to get himself embalmed with the last of those O&A dollars

2 TakeMeXenu 2016-03-22

And then see Rich Vos @ blah blah blah.

Not going to even read the body.

1 biobotX1 2016-03-22

I wouldnt call OnA an empire... more like an Unincorporated Territory

1 c4mac 2016-03-22

No, don't see Rich Vos first. I'm doing you a favor.

thIs gUn iS loADed wiTH mOOOONrocKS...apppreeeelllllllll faaaahls.

Ehh. The show doesn't hold up. It was always pretty lame.

0 Ant_Sucks 2016-03-22

Why? Maybe, you'll like it?

I really wish you were serious.