If you're gonna do it, it has to be a good, old-fashioned Ramone-ing.
"Hey, I just wanted to call in to say I love Ant, loved Jimmy on Ant's show, but I don't understand why all the haters keep listening to your show if they don't like it. I mean, it's not the same, but I think people are just looking to create some drama between you and Ant."
"Right, that's what I was sayi-"
"RRAAAAAAAMMMMMMOOOOONNNNEE, OPIE OWES HIS LIVING TO ANT, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND, PHAGGOT. "*
"..."
"RRAAAAAAAMMMMMMOOOOONNNNEE, OPIE STILL DOESN'T KNOW IT WASN'T A BANANA, NOBODY COULD LIKE YOU"*
"..."
"RRAAAAAAAMMMMMMOOOOONNNNEE, YOU DON'T THINK I'LL MENTION OPIE'S WIFE THEN BAM, GOT YOU."*
click
If you can make Jimmy laugh, it's game over Johnny.
How about instead of Ramone, just go NO YOU GO AHEAD AND TALK, I'M ONLY THE CALLER BRINGING CONTENT TO YOUR SHOW, NO JUST TALK OVER ME, I INSIST after you ask him some polite question.
Hah, if that's a Bam Margera joke at the end, it would have to be a little more blatant. I'm all for subtlety, but I doubt the Opester's ability to pick up on it.
The Bam Margera shit is probably the thing that's made Opie the angriest that I've seen.
I think the Bam comments are a little too far. It's one thing to criticize the show, it's another to make a personal attack that is completely unrelated just to get a reaction.
Here's your responses gang;
1) "I hand picked ant and jim": well then that makes you a good recruiter, apply to a job at HR and leave the mic to the professionals.
2) "You're just a hater/obsessed": you can't my valid criticisms by calling them hating or obsession, either address them directly or concede that I am right you fucking teenage girl.
3) "Management loves the show": so when management is ball washing you guys, you give them credit?
4) "I make millions more than you ever will": perhaps, but I will always have married one less skateboarder cum dumpster than you.
5) "When you're a three person thing, and a tremendous piece of it is removed, it takes a while to build that chemistry back up": What, like Jim on The Anthony Cumia Show?
If he tries to the play the "then why are you still listening" card tell him you listen because of Jim. Tell him his input sucks and jim is carrying him.
He has been ultra-screening the calls, but I'm sure this creative bunch could figure out how to get through. Unless he has actually resorted to only talking calls from established friendlies.
Am I the only person that hears Opie's voice start to crack and break and he immediately clears his throat when he's truly uncomfortable? That's his oreo cookie tell if you've really hit him hard imo.
As soon as the call today made 1-2 valid points, his voice changed, he started stammering, it started to modulate, and then he just started doing retard twitter voice to talk / yell over the caller because he literally went into fight / flight mode instead of just talking.
Do what today's guy did: say you have info on the story they're talking about and transition into shouting him out like RAAAAAMOOOOONNNEEE. Don't start exposing him right away, bait him like a fish.
But do a better job than today's pussjob and literally shout out Opie. Jim tried to legitimately explain the show's transition, adjusting to the change in cadence and flow, etc. Then Op started steamrolling, exactly what the caller said he does. Caller tried to bring to his attention but instead let him go on and on about the caller stalking him...?
Nah I'm pretty sure Jimmy was allowed to speak. Opie could give Jimmy 30 minutes on the topic and you'd still day he was steamrolled. Plus the caller called out Opie not Jimmy. Let Opie defend himself you stupid shit.
Opie's defense was as bad as troll callers, just shouting nonsensically with thumbs jammed in his ear. So Jimmy tried to save it because he has some Smarties. Jerry was trying to make a good point and even said, "You're doing it now! You're stomping on me while I'm talking."
Jerry's fault was he came out way too strong and sounded like an ass. Something like, "Opie, what are you fucking doing. This show has blown since Ant left because anytime you have someone in studio you don't let them finish thei--"
"OOOOOHHH HERE WE GO. FUCKING BALL LICKIN HATERS AND STALKERS"
"See! You're doing it now! You're talking over me before I can finish my s-"
"SANDWICHES! ON PEPRIDGE PAPER BREAD WITH AMERICA'S CHOICE. DID I TELL YOU ABOUT WOODSTOCK KETCHUP? IT GOES WELL WITH THE ALS CHALLENGE AND RAY RICE. HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THESE DEAD STORIES? TIME TO EXHUME THEM."
You're fucking stupid. How long have you been a fan of the show? Listen to old clips dummy. Jimmy and Anthony were notorious for shouting over callers. It's something ALL radio hosts do. They cut off any caller they disagree with. Stern, Imus, Hannity, you name it they all do it. You clearly don't listen to any other radio shows do you? Stern has been known to turn off people's microphones in studio so they can't talk. When the fuck has Opie ever done that? Stern will literally do it to comedians. And it's funny the caller would bitch about derailing a conversation after that's pretty much what he did and lied to get on air. Why should Opie even give him the time of day? Most shows that caller would have probably been dropped out.
And when someone comes out and there criticism is you suck you ruin everything you'd be slightly defensive too. If you want to give someone constructive criticism so they'll change that is not that way to do it. At least you admit that. It's not an Opie thing. Anyone would fire back in a similar fashion.
It wouldn't matter what Opie does you'd jump all over him anyway. I love how people attack Opie for brining up topics that are literally brought up on every show and podcast. Yeah Opie was the only one to talk about the als challenge. And the ketchup bit sucked. Opie even said that himself haha but if you listened to the episode of my wife hates me it would make more sense. Opie literally took a two hour beating for it from Vos and Bonnie.
Because U2's label is making a HUGE media push for the album, trying to prop up U2 as relevant and exciting. They gave the album away to anyone with an iTunes account. Expect to hear tracks from that album EVERYWHERE, they're spending millions to get people to pay attention.
Call in as the ''next contract fugitive'', tell them you stole the show's chemistry and present a riddle for where they can find it: (Compound, Long Island).
You know what sucks? I liked Opie when he was just being himself on JRE.
I sincerely hope he's tanking the show on purpose to break free and that he and Ant and Jim will all reunite in a podcast form that is already up and running thanks to Ant's advanced foothold.
Well, hope in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up first I guess.
You just don't get it, sir. Opie is everything we have been trained by O&A+J to hate. His covers are pulled. He's soft and ripe for the taking. If you don't take down that easy kill you don't eat. You're going against every basic instinct and your line will end because of it.
Upvote for you, Jambz. I'm not an Opie fan by any means, but I can't stand faggots who whine. Now, faggots who post the same whiny threads over-and-over ("Hey lets call in and wreck the show!"--didn't you worthless, pathetic redneck cunts try that a few weeks ago and FAIL miserably?), are so beyond annoying, they should have their jaws misaligned by a jackboot.
The show--and it's audience--was much better when they were on WNEW. Since 2012, I only tuned in for Jocktober/ToddShow/Scorch-bashing. Last year, I cancelled my subscription completely and used YouTube. I dreaded the Nopie shows, because it was just four hours of rambling. For that reason, I haven't signed up for TACS, nor will I. I won't even waste my time taking up the offer of free listening on Mondays. I tried to watch an episode of Jimmy's talk show and barely made it through 5 minutes; it reminded me too much of PFG-TV. Obviously, I haven't heard the show since Ant was fired.
I think the best comment went: "The OAJ show is like a cake: Individually, on their own they stink, but put together, they are something wonderful."
I think its pretty clear by this point that Anthony has no use for Opie any longer. What do you think Opie will bring to Ant's show? What is that all crucial element that Opie has that Ant needs?
i say call in and tell obviously fake stories, just like the opster would. but say meow while telling them, like supertroopers. the reason for meows is to just make opie paranoid by multiple callers doing it. when he hears lots of callers in on a joke, his confusion could push him a few steps closer to the laughing academy.
As soon as the call today made 1-2 valid points, his voice changed, he started stammering, it started to modulate, and then he just started doing retard twitter voice to talk / yell over the caller because he literally went into fight / flight mode instead of just talking.
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45 billisinthefridge 2014-09-10
If this thread gets too many up-votes, The Opester is going to take one of his trademark days off to think things out.
20 danimalplanimal 2014-09-10
or to think about ketchup
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16 AntsCamera 2014-09-10
ME: Check out this video of an unshaven skater banging my wife, I could barely keep the camera still it was so hot.
6 Moxson4 2014-09-10
If that video really exists; he should put it on YouTube, and his dream would come true. He would finally have a viral video.
3 DarthOzai 2014-09-10
wait what?
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3 DarthOzai 2014-09-10
ain't much of a cuckold, bams got a tiny dick
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2 packitchofsositch 2014-09-10
It's the blood sugar. I'm Andy Kaufman. Contradicting myself? That's the bit! You don't understand comedy!
6 AntsCamera 2014-09-10
More like a week.
I love the Opesters strategy of pissing away all your vacation days as your show dies.
Maybe he is trying to get adjusted to not working.
4 Irony_Dan 2014-09-10
How many days off in a row can he take?
8 billisinthefridge 2014-09-10
Technically, seven. Luckily there's all that quality best of from the last month to play.
5 AntsCamera 2014-09-10
But they will only air the same 4 mediocre shows from the last week in rotation for 10 days straight...
36 Xicor1 2014-09-10
If you're gonna do it, it has to be a good, old-fashioned Ramone-ing.
"Hey, I just wanted to call in to say I love Ant, loved Jimmy on Ant's show, but I don't understand why all the haters keep listening to your show if they don't like it. I mean, it's not the same, but I think people are just looking to create some drama between you and Ant."
"Right, that's what I was sayi-"
"RRAAAAAAAMMMMMMOOOOONNNNEE, OPIE OWES HIS LIVING TO ANT, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND, PHAGGOT. "*
"..."
"RRAAAAAAAMMMMMMOOOOONNNNEE, OPIE STILL DOESN'T KNOW IT WASN'T A BANANA, NOBODY COULD LIKE YOU"*
"..."
"RRAAAAAAAMMMMMMOOOOONNNNEE, YOU DON'T THINK I'LL MENTION OPIE'S WIFE THEN BAM, GOT YOU."*
click
If you can make Jimmy laugh, it's game over Johnny.
*Holy shit, I forgot all my Ramone ideas.
17 holodog 2014-09-10
How about instead of Ramone, just go NO YOU GO AHEAD AND TALK, I'M ONLY THE CALLER BRINGING CONTENT TO YOUR SHOW, NO JUST TALK OVER ME, I INSIST after you ask him some polite question.
11 DeclanGunn 2014-09-10
Hah, if that's a Bam Margera joke at the end, it would have to be a little more blatant. I'm all for subtlety, but I doubt the Opester's ability to pick up on it.
The Bam Margera shit is probably the thing that's made Opie the angriest that I've seen.
Old school Ramoning is the way to go.
19 BeerCanThick 2014-09-10
RRRRAAAAAMONE! BAM MARGERA FUCKED LYNSI AND OPIE ATE THE CREAMPIE! RRRRRAAAAAMONE! OPIE IS A CUCKOLDED BULL PREPPER
9 thrillated 2014-09-10
Holy shit, that's brutal. I like it.
6 GilTheARM 2014-09-10
I second this ramone idea.
3 brianh10 2014-09-10
I think the Bam comments are a little too far. It's one thing to criticize the show, it's another to make a personal attack that is completely unrelated just to get a reaction.
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13 Lasagna_Hat 2014-09-10
What about "JERRY....HERO...?"
4 [deleted] 2014-09-10
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4 bitsandskits 2014-09-10
SUCK AND FUCK, SUCK AND FUCK, SUCK AND FUCK!
1 sheba_sheba 2014-09-10
'DOIN SOMMA DAT FFHHHUUUCCCKKKINNNN'
2 [deleted] 2014-09-10
That's terrific. That's terrific.
20 turdthief 2014-09-10
I'm all in
2 WiretapStudios 2014-09-10
UNPAUSE
18 Throwaway736485 2014-09-10
Here's your responses gang;
1) "I hand picked ant and jim": well then that makes you a good recruiter, apply to a job at HR and leave the mic to the professionals.
2) "You're just a hater/obsessed": you can't my valid criticisms by calling them hating or obsession, either address them directly or concede that I am right you fucking teenage girl.
3) "Management loves the show": so when management is ball washing you guys, you give them credit?
4) "I make millions more than you ever will": perhaps, but I will always have married one less skateboarder cum dumpster than you.
11 Xicor1 2014-09-10
5) "When you're a three person thing, and a tremendous piece of it is removed, it takes a while to build that chemistry back up": What, like Jim on The Anthony Cumia Show?
6 dontcallmejames 2014-09-10
has number 4 been confirmed? that one cuts like a knife if it's true.
8 yeeerrrp 2014-09-10
Doesn't matter, say it anyway.
4 CookieHaid 2014-09-10
3) LIE
2 Flamgirlant 2014-09-10
If he tries to the play the "then why are you still listening" card tell him you listen because of Jim. Tell him his input sucks and jim is carrying him.
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8 FortMark 2014-09-10
I knew Chip would be up for it.
13 billisinthefridge 2014-09-10
He has been ultra-screening the calls, but I'm sure this creative bunch could figure out how to get through. Unless he has actually resorted to only talking calls from established friendlies.
27 [deleted] 2014-09-10
Everyone call in as "Snowy in Michigan."
30 billisinthefridge 2014-09-10
Alright, hold on. We got a call from Snowy in Michigan... Snowwayyy!
10 dingobabie 2014-09-10
"Snowwayy!" - that's the funniest thing I've read in months
3 red_eleven 2014-09-10
That's the classic genius that is Opie. Or have you just been reading transcripts from the OJ show?
4 Lasagna_Hat 2014-09-10
At least that faggot won't be able to get through
Mr. Brings-nothing-to-the-show will be dropped like all the other callers
17 throwaway21241242 2014-09-10
the fact that the show we enjoyed so much IS FUCKING SCREENING CALLS LIKE MANCOW is fucking ridiculous...
7 JCP_1975 2014-09-10
It's also proof this sub reddit is getting to him.
4 kimchifart 2014-09-10
We're so evil. Brilliant.
3 Phillipmcd 2014-09-10
Love you, love tha show.
14 CookieHaid 2014-09-10
The fact that he went to a KNOWN pro-Opie call today during the "Jerry" call leads me to believe just this.
10 doppeljr 2014-09-10
The "ball lickers" comment was gold.
4 thrillated 2014-09-10
Very well-timed too, I might add. Specially considering Opie barely let him get a word in.
4 mancubuss 2014-09-10
Has anyone here called lately? Is the screening different?
12 knitro 2014-09-10
LEAVE IT ALONE.
6 MultiTwentyOne 2014-09-10
LEAVE IT ALONE.
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2 halareous 2014-09-10
LEAVE.IT.ALONE.
1 Yaseetheo 2014-09-10
I DIDNT GO FOR THE JOKE OK!
9 shameofyou 2014-09-10
Am I the only person that hears Opie's voice start to crack and break and he immediately clears his throat when he's truly uncomfortable? That's his oreo cookie tell if you've really hit him hard imo.
2 WiretapStudios 2014-09-10
As soon as the call today made 1-2 valid points, his voice changed, he started stammering, it started to modulate, and then he just started doing retard twitter voice to talk / yell over the caller because he literally went into fight / flight mode instead of just talking.
1 Moxson4 2014-09-10
Yes. He always gets that high voice when acts like a whiny bitch!
8 BRUTAL_ANAL_RAPE8888 2014-09-10
Fuck it.... ill try. It would make a good start to the weekend
8 desmondsdecker 2014-09-10
Do what today's guy did: say you have info on the story they're talking about and transition into shouting him out like RAAAAAMOOOOONNNEEE. Don't start exposing him right away, bait him like a fish.
But do a better job than today's pussjob and literally shout out Opie. Jim tried to legitimately explain the show's transition, adjusting to the change in cadence and flow, etc. Then Op started steamrolling, exactly what the caller said he does. Caller tried to bring to his attention but instead let him go on and on about the caller stalking him...?
-11 [deleted] 2014-09-10
Nah I'm pretty sure Jimmy was allowed to speak. Opie could give Jimmy 30 minutes on the topic and you'd still day he was steamrolled. Plus the caller called out Opie not Jimmy. Let Opie defend himself you stupid shit.
7 desmondsdecker 2014-09-10
Opie's defense was as bad as troll callers, just shouting nonsensically with thumbs jammed in his ear. So Jimmy tried to save it because he has some Smarties. Jerry was trying to make a good point and even said, "You're doing it now! You're stomping on me while I'm talking."
Jerry's fault was he came out way too strong and sounded like an ass. Something like, "Opie, what are you fucking doing. This show has blown since Ant left because anytime you have someone in studio you don't let them finish thei--"
"OOOOOHHH HERE WE GO. FUCKING BALL LICKIN HATERS AND STALKERS"
"See! You're doing it now! You're talking over me before I can finish my s-"
"SANDWICHES! ON PEPRIDGE PAPER BREAD WITH AMERICA'S CHOICE. DID I TELL YOU ABOUT WOODSTOCK KETCHUP? IT GOES WELL WITH THE ALS CHALLENGE AND RAY RICE. HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THESE DEAD STORIES? TIME TO EXHUME THEM."
-1 [deleted] 2014-09-10
You're fucking stupid. How long have you been a fan of the show? Listen to old clips dummy. Jimmy and Anthony were notorious for shouting over callers. It's something ALL radio hosts do. They cut off any caller they disagree with. Stern, Imus, Hannity, you name it they all do it. You clearly don't listen to any other radio shows do you? Stern has been known to turn off people's microphones in studio so they can't talk. When the fuck has Opie ever done that? Stern will literally do it to comedians. And it's funny the caller would bitch about derailing a conversation after that's pretty much what he did and lied to get on air. Why should Opie even give him the time of day? Most shows that caller would have probably been dropped out.
And when someone comes out and there criticism is you suck you ruin everything you'd be slightly defensive too. If you want to give someone constructive criticism so they'll change that is not that way to do it. At least you admit that. It's not an Opie thing. Anyone would fire back in a similar fashion.
It wouldn't matter what Opie does you'd jump all over him anyway. I love how people attack Opie for brining up topics that are literally brought up on every show and podcast. Yeah Opie was the only one to talk about the als challenge. And the ketchup bit sucked. Opie even said that himself haha but if you listened to the episode of my wife hates me it would make more sense. Opie literally took a two hour beating for it from Vos and Bonnie.
5 CookieHaid 2014-09-10
Yes, let Opie defend himself, you stupid shit.
8 [deleted] 2014-09-10
If one of you gets through please consider asking him what that resignation letter tweet meant.
6 [deleted] 2014-09-10
if someone could mention "Opies big tits" I would be very happy
4 red_eleven 2014-09-10
Manboobs?
6 cali_nico 2014-09-10
Is there an Opester soundboard?
1 CUNTYMOM 2014-09-10
someone needs to play a clip of him going HOLD ON or just steam rolling someone
5 bobbyb1508 2014-09-10
Somebody call and ask Opie about his wife fucking Bam. Please!!!
2 NoremacMartin 2014-09-10
this would make my day.
-1 brianh10 2014-09-10
That's just an asshole move
4 rwildhorseranch 2014-09-10
Can anyone explain why the fuck they are playing "new tracks" from U2? Its getting to be as bad as regular radio now.
6 CookieHaid 2014-09-10
Well, it's free...Opie appreciates music more than anyone else...and Opie's a fag.
4 [deleted] 2014-09-10
Because U2's label is making a HUGE media push for the album, trying to prop up U2 as relevant and exciting. They gave the album away to anyone with an iTunes account. Expect to hear tracks from that album EVERYWHERE, they're spending millions to get people to pay attention.
2 drexler57346 2014-09-10
You know Barnacle Joe is fucking stoked. "U2 is going to be relevant again! Time for 2U to shine."
3 Moxson4 2014-09-10
If anyone calls the show tomorrow, just remember. Anyone who even sort of dislikes Opie is Obsessed with him!
Oh, and Opie discovered Ant and Jimmy, so that makes Opie talented.
3 TossyMcSalad 2014-09-10
Call in as the ''next contract fugitive'', tell them you stole the show's chemistry and present a riddle for where they can find it: (Compound, Long Island).
2 Autorotator 2014-09-10
You know what sucks? I liked Opie when he was just being himself on JRE.
I sincerely hope he's tanking the show on purpose to break free and that he and Ant and Jim will all reunite in a podcast form that is already up and running thanks to Ant's advanced foothold.
Well, hope in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up first I guess.
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1 sheba_sheba 2014-09-10
Toeheaded zero
1 SwampBastard 2014-09-10
I will do it
1 peppyham 2014-09-10
Fucking baby-boys... smh
0 Jambz 2014-09-10
What's the point of this?
"Yeah! We made Opie so upset with the fanbase that he'll never want to get back up with Anthony and get the show going ever again!"
Fucking morons.
6 shameofyou 2014-09-10
You just don't get it, sir. Opie is everything we have been trained by O&A+J to hate. His covers are pulled. He's soft and ripe for the taking. If you don't take down that easy kill you don't eat. You're going against every basic instinct and your line will end because of it.
3 AntsCamera 2014-09-10
No, we are circling the pack. Ready to go in for the kill.
Besides, TACS is legendary, we do not need nor want him back.
2 corystereo 2014-09-10
Upvote for you, Jambz. I'm not an Opie fan by any means, but I can't stand faggots who whine. Now, faggots who post the same whiny threads over-and-over ("Hey lets call in and wreck the show!"--didn't you worthless, pathetic redneck cunts try that a few weeks ago and FAIL miserably?), are so beyond annoying, they should have their jaws misaligned by a jackboot.
The show--and it's audience--was much better when they were on WNEW. Since 2012, I only tuned in for Jocktober/ToddShow/Scorch-bashing. Last year, I cancelled my subscription completely and used YouTube. I dreaded the Nopie shows, because it was just four hours of rambling. For that reason, I haven't signed up for TACS, nor will I. I won't even waste my time taking up the offer of free listening on Mondays. I tried to watch an episode of Jimmy's talk show and barely made it through 5 minutes; it reminded me too much of PFG-TV. Obviously, I haven't heard the show since Ant was fired.
I think the best comment went: "The OAJ show is like a cake: Individually, on their own they stink, but put together, they are something wonderful."
Thank the gods for bittorrents of old O&A shows.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2014-09-10
I think its pretty clear by this point that Anthony has no use for Opie any longer. What do you think Opie will bring to Ant's show? What is that all crucial element that Opie has that Ant needs?
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-1 frankdive 2014-09-10
i say call in and tell obviously fake stories, just like the opster would. but say meow while telling them, like supertroopers. the reason for meows is to just make opie paranoid by multiple callers doing it. when he hears lots of callers in on a joke, his confusion could push him a few steps closer to the laughing academy.
-1 peppyham 2014-09-10
Wow you are so far off of reality.
-12 crimshaw83 2014-09-10
I would but I have an actual life to live
14 xyniphis 2014-09-10
Probably not
1 alexreleases 2014-09-10
And your comment serves as proof.
13 Lasagna_Hat 2014-09-10
What about "JERRY....HERO...?"
4 bitsandskits 2014-09-10
SUCK AND FUCK, SUCK AND FUCK, SUCK AND FUCK!
2 [deleted] 2014-09-10
That's terrific. That's terrific.
1 Yaseetheo 2014-09-10
I DIDNT GO FOR THE JOKE OK!
1 Moxson4 2014-09-10
Yes. He always gets that high voice when acts like a whiny bitch!
2 NoremacMartin 2014-09-10
this would make my day.
2 WiretapStudios 2014-09-10
As soon as the call today made 1-2 valid points, his voice changed, he started stammering, it started to modulate, and then he just started doing retard twitter voice to talk / yell over the caller because he literally went into fight / flight mode instead of just talking.
-1 brianh10 2014-09-10
That's just an asshole move