Opie tells a 3 year old boy there is no Santa

22  2014-07-19 by Phantas_Magorical

16 comments

The Opester telling a 3 year old that there is no Santa is A-OK (that's the bit after all), but if you're a teacher and you tell his kid that he can't wear a Spider Man mask for no reason during school THAT'S a problem.

I'm 29 and they didn't let us wear costumes in school in the early-mid 90s on Halloween either.

I'm 28 and I remember in first grade for our Halloween party I was going as a cowboy and I wasn't allowed to have a realistic fake gun. None of this stuff is new... buuuut it makes for good radio

Your town sucked then.

Don't see how he can even complain about that. .. no kid would concentrate while dressed as spiderman.

Apparently you underestimate the power of the spidey sense.

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now that's edgy

FAKE AND GAAAAY

Oh come on guys, who among us wasn't occasionally obnoxious when we were in our early 20's? ;-)

Late 20s whaaay?

he held the phone up to the kid's ear and then, what, the 3 year old kid took the phone from his dad and hung it up? Or was his dad listening and hung it up? In that case, why didn't he hang up the first couple times opie said there is no santa?? Opie hates fake bits, he wouldn't do one himself would he???? ANSWER ME

It was a fake bit. Another obviously fake bit they did from around this time was telling kids to go through their parent's draws. One found a vibrator and was playing with it, it was so fucking staged.

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Go to bed FaithNoPatton, you're drunk.

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my god ive been looking for this bit for years

2edgy4me

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