Weenie & The Butt Show breakdown for 9/10/19
1 2019-09-10 by SpaceEdgesDom
Show opens with an ironic cutesy song LOL!
Bagel Midget (remember him?) and Mar Jean (valueless cunt) in studio today
Jim is late. Uber drivers, am I right? Jim goes into painful detail about his drive into work. It is as excruciatingly dull as you're imagining. Sam replies sarcastically. Oh that Sam!
Mary Jean has sex, y'all! Butts! Dicks! Boobs! LOL! This show is wild!!
Bagel Faggot is there too. What a character that guy is, huh? He's worm if worm never became friends with Dice.
Sam got some new shoes. They look like all his other shoes. Collecting shoes is super gay and despite the fact that Sam is half-black, it will never, ever, be enough to give Sam whatever street cred he thinks he's owed.
WWE rassler Zack Ryder in studio. He collects toys of pro wrestlers despite being in his 30s and being a pro wrestler himself. He's everything that is wrong with society. Sam and this guy jerk each other off about how happy they are to be a part of WWE. Worm looks up from his phone for a few seconds to askss Ryder if he has a meaty pussy. worm is beyond checked out at this point. Ryder and Sam compare wrestling toy collections. New York clearly needs another 9/11.
Sam talks about how his bae Nicki Minaj allegedly quit "tha rap game." Sam is a 35 year old man btw. He says that Cardi B has better "flow." Sam is, again, a 35 year old adult male. You can feel worm's utter disinterest.
Bagel queer does his darndest to reset the clock on his 14:59 seconds of fame. He suggests filming a scene with Mary Jean. Like omg like you could like imagine?! Hahalololol this show is out there, man!
Weenie & The Butt talk about the upcoming 9/11 anniversary. Jim said he never saw the footage of the airplanes wrecking into the twin towers but heard that those terrorists really motherfucked us. Worm says he was getting a blowjay from a tranny while it happened. LOL who else but worm?!
The g-g-g-girls dish on the latest news. God bless them, it's so adorable when they try to have real adult thoughts and reflect on national news. Sam only understands pro rasslin so every story has to somehow tie into something that happened to Kevin Nash in 1998.
After three hours that felt more like thirty, this show is mercifully over. They threaten the audience that they will be back tomorrow but, god willing, there are terrorists planning an anniversary attack on the Sirius XM building tomorrow. Fingers crossed, Freddy!
11 comments
1 Randal_X2 2019-09-10
Even better than the real thing.
1 suirogerg 2019-09-10
I heard 2U does a great cover of that tune. And by great I mean embarrassingly mediocre.
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-09-10
I thought this was the real thing? It’s way too deep for it not to be from Ryder to Nash...
1 Dennyislife 2019-09-10
The real show involved Travis admitted his brother hasn't spoken to anyone in his family for a decade either. He was a junkie/drunk and he thinks he might be dead.
Travis is going to turn out to be a mild mannered serial killer. I'm holding out for it.
1 flip0pilf 2019-09-10
Guarantee Sam is the one clinging to the Bagel Guy. Sam thinks he has discovered a talent (even though Sam hasn't discovered shit, and the Bagel guy's 15 mins was over before it started)
1 SpiralStatic90 2019-09-10
Seriously what the fuck has this devolved to. This is what happens when you stick to an antiquated media platform 15 past its prime.
1 Dennyislife 2019-09-10
Sir... This is a parody.
1 flip0pilf 2019-09-10
It's not a Jim&Sam thread without DennyISLife.
1 Dennyislife 2019-09-10
I feel it a duty to half listen and report back any news. Not had it on much this summer but did today. Travis announced his undie flip brother was a druggy and a drunk and nobody has heard from him in a decade.
1 Skip4play 2019-09-10
They just dont have anything that makes a good show. They are just cashing a check. Thats sirius fault. Sam does his wrestling and shoe talk shows from his own basement just like a bunch of other people that are into that shit. That is all he is into and all he should be talking about and youtube is about as far as his broadcasting should go. Jim just wants autographs and someone to love him. He cant even show up on time to a show he has been doing for 10 years. Shit, the hot wing guy on youtube is 100x better interviewer and actually cares about his guest enough to do some research and not ask the same stupid questions every other interviewer has asked.
1 MKUltraGameShow 2019-09-10
Thank you for your service.