Real Talk: I would fuck with everything on the menu at Brother Joe.

1  2019-09-10 by TangerineReam

Their Gnocchi sounds great (ricotta gnocchi, burrata cheese, sweet peas, mushrooms, haricot vert, parmesan, pesto cream sauce), their Chile Verde Brunch plate sounds fantastic (Hatch chile and tomato braised pork over country potatoes with a fried egg, cotija cheese, crema, cilantro, and corn tortillas.), and they make their Tagiatelle with SPECK: I live in fucking NYC and I can't find Speck ANYWHERE (besides being on a pizza at Roberta's), just as an ingredient or snack.

And they have fruity-but-cute pop culture references for the names of their dishes (PITA Griffin, Charlie Day). Their KALUA PORK LOCO MOCO (Braised pork with bacon, brown rice, miso slaw, egg, and aloha gravy) sounds great; I would omit the egg, but that's me.

My point is: This place is in the right area and exists at the right time to do very well. Better than the fucking real life Brother Joe. https://docs.wixstatic.com/ugd/e0d0de_8f622a80c76949bebfc340430112614f.pdf

11 comments

1  ElFaporino 2019-09-10

any of you live in Homoland and wanna go try it out? Real polite like. Try not to shoot smack in their bathrooms or assault anyone.

1  trippin_on_beefers 2019-09-10

I'm about 2 hours away, tempted to go in for a fuckin americano and some bites

1  TangerineReam 2019-09-10

It's obviously a hipster/fag spot, because they have aioli on everything. But I fuck with that stuff anyway.

1  trippin_on_beefers 2019-09-10

There's nothing gayer than saying 'I fuck with...', other than fucking with Joe Cumia and his livelihood of course.

1  TangerineReam 2019-09-10

No i accept that. I agree. Im just excited about the events that happened today.

1  late_50s_why 2019-09-10

He’s opening them up and fuck them

1  Nothing_of_merit 2019-09-10

Reeeeeal talk, They should include a Joe Moomia dish, Beef fat and rind served 2 hours late and costing 60k per anum for life. When served the waiter announces the dish is not a pedophile...

1  NortheastPhilly 2019-09-10

And when you’re done they bust your jaw with the skillet

1  smashthafunk 2019-09-10

I’ve got a reservation at Dorsia, Halberstram, so I can’t make it

1  Dagidugidai 2019-09-10

Unless they serve nothing but disappointment and misery the restaurant is named wrong

1  JoshFromMichigan 2019-09-10

My friend flies in and out of Seattle regularly. I now know a good place to recommend and will ask for a full report.