If Anthony Cumia wasn't hideous, he could possibly still have a career.

1  2019-09-10 by BovineCoomia

He was still pretty popular in 2014 and had a strong conservative following. He might have been able to get a show on fox news or been a regular on Red Eye, but because he's so hard on the eyes tv execs don't want him anywhere near a camera. Ain't it fun?

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Ol Sandpaper face is also hilariously dumb

Ant is such a boomer conservitard. He doesn't really understand anything. Even Fox has Tucker Carlson who isn't such a "dems r bad lol" simpleton.

Nana is a parrot, repeating things he thinks he believes. He puts no actual thought into his "beliefs" nor does he live his life according to them, he just blurts out whatever he thinks the party line is.

Also, if he hasn't screamed "nigger" all over Twitter.

THEY'RE NOT PEOPLE!

Even Fox doesn't need that bullshit.

"I called them niggers because that's what they were!"

Classic Nana.

And that is exactly the shit that sent him straight to obscurity. No return ticket provided.

Yet some how Sam still has a job. Was listening to when Ant called in after him and opie were fired. He was/is so fucking bitter about Sam getting the show ( as he should) but boy was he laying on the passive aggressive bullshit. Sam was loving it. He knew Ant didnt have any power anymore or income for that matter.

It's very funny how Nana channeled all that rage and contempt into his tweeting instead as using it for motivation to put together a real and entertaining show. The ghastly and repugnant Sam has a real show and gets real guests, while angry bitter Nana has to interview the fucking MyPillow guy, all because he simply cannot stop tweeting.

Had Matt Holt been on Sam and Jim, sir????

Tranth has never been anything but counterfeit. You'd think he'd fit right in.

Shoulda been coulda been

Niggas living one of Mustards songs.

It's not just that, he's also clearly EXTREMELY uncomfortable on camera AND as a host. He's constantly anxiously hugging himself and nervously tittering and he always has no idea what to say next so he repeats the last thing his guest said until it comes to him. Nana is a sidekick, the guy who chimes in with a quick joke or a funny voice, he can't steer or guide a show by himself.

And he might still have a viable career if he'd devote even a fraction of his energy toward creating something entertaining instead of spending sixteen hours a day getting loaded and mindlessly tweeting. Like when he hired Retartie for example, he never actually did anything with him or had any plans for him, he just trotted him out there and hoped something funny would happen. It did not.

I think that when antH was on the show he had confidence for some reason, he thought girls actually called him sexy because he was and he thought he was untouchable so he could say whatever he wanted, then he got to much confidence and he started ranting and “ forgot the laughs” and eventually fell to obscurity, now without the shows backing and his millions dwindling he lost all the confidence, and the “funny” was already lost years ago so this is when he evolved into NANA a scared twitchy ranty faggot scared of his own shadow also loosing his guns shrunk what was left of his tiny nards even more, and now the universe is in balance again, thankfully brother joe emerged from the bowels of obscurity and some dude ass from the big apple ranch and he is the gift that keeps on giving feed nana

It never made sense that someone as ugly as him would feel the need to be on camera. He knows he's asshole ugly but still thinks that his fans need to see that buckshot face?