“The fact that Jim Norton thinks in his deluded mind like ‘Hey, guys. I’m signing off on Paul McCartney’ makes me want to jam this plastic fork in my carotid artery.” - Colin Quinn

1  2019-09-09 by JMueller2012

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Gotta get that retweet.

Norton's face in these photos is unholy.

When Jim showed some of these to Patrice on O&A, Patrice asked why Norton always looks like the guy taking the photo with the celebrity. He fucking nailed it, Jim should be embarrassed by all these pics not only because it shows what a needy, obsessive loser he is, but because he looks like a nervous little boy in all of them.

Just look at this uncomfortable shit.

God forbid he should smile. Wtf? He’s somehow less photogenic than Bobo. And it’s even more creepy because this is to him what the Mets are to that moron

Based Sir Paul with the white power sign

He couldn't even be bothered to throw on a real shirt. He's a grown man, shirts like that are fine to slob around the house in but you don't wear them in public, much less when you're meeting a fucking Beatle.