She probably has an entire orphanage of children, and she buys the best timepiece available to ensure she delivers them all to their educational institutions at, or before (her preference) the start of the school day.
They willingly help out at Bro Joes before school and have activities and functions after school because she encourages the children to be the best they can be. Theater, sports, clubs, the works. Shes a truely wonderful woman.
its so great that urban dictionary bit ended up paying off this big. do you think she saw it on trending or some
shit? why the fuck would she call it this
I honestly keep refreshing here expecting a screenshot topic of some rambling, short-lived victory speech on facebook where he's initially euphoric about all this attention. It's guaranteed.
I've reached out to some of my contacts involved in this sort of business and they've confirmed she's considered one of the titans of the Pacific Northwest coffee scene.
I honestly can’t tell if this is true or sarcasm. The various iterations of this sub have truly crossed over into some weird astral plane where either one is perfectly logic. I mean stinks on the news for his
Ex, people’s court, killa Kuhn, Braun being saint terry’s son, legitimately anything on this sub is possible these days.
Id dont think anyone wants to fuck with them. Thats sacred ground now. The only contact should be to buy merch. I know there are few that would buy a coffee cup
We have so many fucking hits from this community: How are there not more people singing our praises? We've permanently blemished Amy Schumer career, we've forced a middle aged nothing to go on national television and humiliate himself, we've gotten gofundme pages shut down...
This is a nice woman. Clearly somewhat of an SJW, a lesbian, and she lives out in Seattle.
She would not be into our shenanigans. She just wouldn't be.
So let's just let her embrace the term innocently enough, without finding out about us. The more she does this, the more Joe is inherently ridiculed either way.
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4 ants_ccw_permit 2019-09-09
I spy a wedding ring........ wife material confirmed
3 BlackDickWorshiper 2019-09-09
Look at the size of that watch. Confirmed dyke
3 ZombieRoeCumia 2019-09-09
Watch your mouth, fuck face.
1 Persianschlong 2019-09-09
Language
2 Palmdale__Chimp 2019-09-09
We accept all sexualities here, buddy.
1 BlackDickWorshiper 2019-09-09
Just making sure we have all the facts
1 Palmdale__Chimp 2019-09-09
Understood. My apologies.
1 PhishInVa2 2019-09-09
Did you ever think maybe shes just really punctual, unlike Joe. Bet her daughter has never been late to school once.
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-09-09
She probably has an entire orphanage of children, and she buys the best timepiece available to ensure she delivers them all to their educational institutions at, or before (her preference) the start of the school day.
1 PhishInVa2 2019-09-09
They willingly help out at Bro Joes before school and have activities and functions after school because she encourages the children to be the best they can be. Theater, sports, clubs, the works. Shes a truely wonderful woman.
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-09-09
She's been called a modern day mary poppins
1 Skip4play 2019-09-09
Zitty Poppins
I dunno know, just spitballin here
1 Phkna1 2019-09-09
This is a woke sub
1 Amish_Supremacist 2019-09-09
I'm so woke my turtle is a gender neutral Vegan.
1 GreekIsExtra 2019-09-09
Momo more like homo amirite
1 PhishInVa2 2019-09-09
Have some fuckin respect willya?
1 -NobodyCaresStupid 2019-09-09
We don't do that here, friend.
1 Skip4play 2019-09-09
Hey Joe, now this chick knows how to make a girl squirt.
1 Nothing_of_merit 2019-09-09
I think her business partner is called Ben... The plot thickens
1 PhishInVa2 2019-09-09
Bennn....Dovid?
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-09-09
Oh look. Another thread about me.
3 CasinoIndian 2019-09-09
Successor to The Throne Of Clifford
2 Knife_rapist 2019-09-09
There's no fucking way she doesn't post here. Momo knows.
2 GroovyBastard 2019-09-09
If she does, I can't fucking wait to read the rambling, poorly spelled "SUBPOENA!!!" email she's gonna get from the Bovine over this.
1 JoeCumiaWearsDIAPERS 2019-09-09
She's a real ass dude
1 halfwholediminished 2019-09-09
"Brother Joe" lmao
1 therealstinks 2019-09-09
its so great that urban dictionary bit ended up paying off this big. do you think she saw it on trending or some shit? why the fuck would she call it this
1 Skip4play 2019-09-09
That was a slow burn. I thought it ran its course.
1 TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-09-09
May saint Mel bless and protect her <3
1 Holdontoyabutt 2019-09-09
In nomini patris et fili et spiritus sancti, Amen
1 suirogerg 2019-09-09
Ite in pace, in nomine Melvinis
1 CakesCommaJohnny 2019-09-09
My money's on Welfare Joe buddying up with this broad and getting a gig playing there. He'd even do it for free.
2 ants_ccw_permit 2019-09-09
Is there a 5 star days inn in the area?
1 CakesCommaJohnny 2019-09-09
If not, there must be a "Sheridan" somewhere.
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-09-09
What's the situation for red Gatorade in that neck of the woods?!?!
1 CasinoIndian 2019-09-09
We drink ORANGE Gatorado up here.
1 TheElDan 2019-09-09
She won’t give him his free turkey sandwich and he’ll be posting nudes of her by the end of the night.
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-09-09
I honestly keep refreshing here expecting a screenshot topic of some rambling, short-lived victory speech on facebook where he's initially euphoric about all this attention. It's guaranteed.
1 JoeCumiaWearsDIAPERS 2019-09-09
I'm thinking something along the lines of SUBPOENA!
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-09-09
I've reached out to some of my contacts involved in this sort of business and they've confirmed she's considered one of the titans of the Pacific Northwest coffee scene.
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-09-09
Certainly the best single-origin coffee this humble poster has ever experienced
1 Boxocox696969 2019-09-09
I honestly can’t tell if this is true or sarcasm. The various iterations of this sub have truly crossed over into some weird astral plane where either one is perfectly logic. I mean stinks on the news for his Ex, people’s court, killa Kuhn, Braun being saint terry’s son, legitimately anything on this sub is possible these days.
1 Skip4play 2019-09-09
weaponized autism
1 HARVEST_AREA 2019-09-09
A "cup of Joe" is what Sal used to do in the shower.
1 Persianschlong 2019-09-09
Everything comped treehuggers.
"hand me that potato, it's my duty to defend"
fucking faggot ox
1 LouieBeanshh 2019-09-09
Momo Killer
1 Nothing_of_merit 2019-09-09
She looks like she could wrestle a bear. Clearly someone who's done many a hard days work to get to where she is...
1 Thomas_Dairy 2019-09-09
A friendly, beautiful, hardworking woman. Congrats on the thriving new business, Monica!
1 Ant_Sucks 2019-09-09
She is the first person in history to see good in "Brother Joe". Truly a saint. I wonder how he will attack her.
1 ShowpizzaBizbear 2019-09-09
Momo vs. Moomoo
1 jsnoots 2019-09-09
I don't think we should bother those nice people.
Let them be enjoyed but be unaware, like expressive black guy.
1 Skip4play 2019-09-09
Id dont think anyone wants to fuck with them. Thats sacred ground now. The only contact should be to buy merch. I know there are few that would buy a coffee cup
1 jsnoots 2019-09-09
Some people here say odd shit.
1 late_50s_why 2019-09-09
Or that black hooker
1 LookyLookyMissCookie 2019-09-09
I hope his business does well
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-09-09
A fruity, airy blend of dark arabica beans and Mediterranean caramel.
1 Belchides 2019-09-09
That's some damn good coffee.
1 LiberalPussy 2019-09-09
The cows are not what they seem.
1 AirplaneStrikesBack 2019-09-09
This is just fantastic.
1 RockCoatMon 2019-09-09
I sincerely have no clue who this is. It’s only been 16 hours since I last checked the sub.
1 fourStrokes1900 2019-09-09
Time moves at a different pace
1 fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-09-09
Unless she trademarked Brother Joe and gets it taken away from Joe Cumia I don't get what's so fuckin great about this broad.
1 therealstinks 2019-09-09
did u see the post where she references the urban dictionary post
1 MonsieurSodomie 2019-09-09
Gonna need a rundown, bros
1 TangerineReam 2019-09-09
We have so many fucking hits from this community: How are there not more people singing our praises? We've permanently blemished Amy Schumer career, we've forced a middle aged nothing to go on national television and humiliate himself, we've gotten gofundme pages shut down...
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-09-09
This is a nice woman. Clearly somewhat of an SJW, a lesbian, and she lives out in Seattle.
She would not be into our shenanigans. She just wouldn't be.
So let's just let her embrace the term innocently enough, without finding out about us. The more she does this, the more Joe is inherently ridiculed either way.