Same age. Very different signings.

1  2019-09-09 by Dominus_Odium

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Also the first guy is only half black.

Running the nation is less stressful than living as the Ghoul.

Nana aged more during Obama’s presidency than Obama actually did.

Nana's done worse to children than merely bombing them en masse

The last vestiges of hope in Ant's eyes would be poignant if he weren't such a skel.

Obama should have walked into Anthony's book signing and spit on him.

He should have had the CIA torture and murder the ghoul

No, he would have broken wind in his direction then handled every question like silk.

One of the more overlooked but nonetheless hilarious aspects of his disastrous book signing was how the store set him up all the way in the back by the stockroom door, like he showed up and they were like "oh, yeah, uh...I guess you can use that table in the back there". No banner, no pile of books, just Nana sitting at a crappy old table looking stupid.

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One received news in the Oval Office; the other received sues in his oral orifice

I'm Barack Obama's brother does anybody have something they want to say to me?!

Fun fact: he had more sharpies that day than fans showed up.