Just figured it out. It’s the only logical explanation.

That’s his one main fetish. Tweet a black crime statistic and the egg vibrates.

Nana is as tech savvy as any dumb retarded Long Island boomer, so he had it set up to connect to his Twitter app and he doesn’t know how to change it.

That’s why he needs to make secret Twitter accounts undercover as a black feminist because he needs to blast out Tweets every 30 seconds to keep his erection.

Can someone please make a drawing of Nana tweeting Chicago PD black crime stats as his egg vibrates? TYFYS in advance.