He's So Short His Shirt Looks Like a Cocktail Dress

20  2019-09-08 by runnerroad9

13 comments

You don't need a 122 IQ to figure out that Rogan's nowhere near his alleged height of 5'8".

that's a beautiful line, because both the 122 IQ & the 5'8" are equally credible

Lmao that barstool comes up past his hips.

EUGH. Talk about fighting a bit more Joe, it’s definitely not repressed homosexuality.

Rogan’s stand up technique: ”DUDE THIS THING HAPPENED AND I WAS LIKE WOAH BRO FUCK IT DUDE SHIT, MOST PEOPLE THINK A CERTAIN WAY BUT IT’S ACTUALLY NOT TRUE BRAH, IT’S ALL A CONSPIRACY MAHHN, NOW IM GONNA JUMP ON THE STOOL AND MAKE RETARDED NOISES AAAAHHH AAAAAHHH AAHHHH”

cut to his podcast with some National Geographic photographer two days later

”It’s crazy man, I’ve skim-read two articles on these Komodo dragons, smoked weed and went in my deprivation tank and now I’m an expert on them. Isn’t it great to have a massive following of sheep that eat up everything you say like you’re this learned intellectual when really you’re just a closeted hack from Boston?”

I hate him

I only knew him from Fear Factor then all of a sudden he was popular online. How did that happen?

He looked way more human when he did Fear Factor. Jamie, pull that up.

Schaub: bro, you’re like just hitting your prime. You about to be the next Carlin, bro. You can’t retire, Joe. Comedy needs you brother!

*Carlton

There wasn’t one producer for that tepid special that couldn’t man up and tell him to get a better shirt? It looks like what a chick wears after you fuck her

I couldn't put my finger on it but you've nailed it: he's wearing a post coitus boyfriend shirt. I can just picture him mincing around some guy's apartment kitchen in that shirt.

Dolla, dolla bill y'all!

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