Rogan’s stand up technique: ”DUDE THIS THING HAPPENED AND I WAS LIKE WOAH BRO FUCK IT DUDE SHIT, MOST PEOPLE THINK A CERTAIN WAY BUT IT’S ACTUALLY NOT TRUE BRAH, IT’S ALL A CONSPIRACY MAHHN, NOW IM GONNA JUMP ON THE STOOL AND MAKE RETARDED NOISES AAAAHHH AAAAAHHH AAHHHH”
cut to his podcast with some National Geographic photographer two days later
”It’s crazy man, I’ve skim-read two articles on these Komodo dragons, smoked weed and went in my deprivation tank and now I’m an expert on them. Isn’t it great to have a massive following of sheep that eat up everything you say like you’re this learned intellectual when really you’re just a closeted hack from Boston?”
There wasn’t one producer for that tepid special that couldn’t man up and tell him to get a better shirt? It looks like what a chick wears after you fuck her
I couldn't put my finger on it but you've nailed it: he's wearing a post coitus boyfriend shirt. I can just picture him mincing around some guy's apartment kitchen in that shirt.
13 comments
1 bruisedreed84 2019-09-08
You don't need a 122 IQ to figure out that Rogan's nowhere near his alleged height of 5'8".
1 Toss__Pot 2019-09-08
that's a beautiful line, because both the 122 IQ & the 5'8" are equally credible
1 YeahIGotAFace 2019-09-08
Lmao that barstool comes up past his hips.
1 this_light 2019-09-08
EUGH. Talk about fighting a bit more Joe, it’s definitely not repressed homosexuality.
1 fawwkyeah 2019-09-08
Rogan’s stand up technique: ”DUDE THIS THING HAPPENED AND I WAS LIKE WOAH BRO FUCK IT DUDE SHIT, MOST PEOPLE THINK A CERTAIN WAY BUT IT’S ACTUALLY NOT TRUE BRAH, IT’S ALL A CONSPIRACY MAHHN, NOW IM GONNA JUMP ON THE STOOL AND MAKE RETARDED NOISES AAAAHHH AAAAAHHH AAHHHH”
1 JMueller2012 2019-09-08
cut to his podcast with some National Geographic photographer two days later
”It’s crazy man, I’ve skim-read two articles on these Komodo dragons, smoked weed and went in my deprivation tank and now I’m an expert on them. Isn’t it great to have a massive following of sheep that eat up everything you say like you’re this learned intellectual when really you’re just a closeted hack from Boston?”
I hate him
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-09-08
I only knew him from Fear Factor then all of a sudden he was popular online. How did that happen?
He looked way more human when he did Fear Factor. Jamie, pull that up.
1 TitsGregg 2019-09-08
Schaub: bro, you’re like just hitting your prime. You about to be the next Carlin, bro. You can’t retire, Joe. Comedy needs you brother!
1 H4f3rk0rn 2019-09-08
*Carlton
1 JMueller2012 2019-09-08
There wasn’t one producer for that tepid special that couldn’t man up and tell him to get a better shirt? It looks like what a chick wears after you fuck her
2 bruisedreed84 2019-09-08
I couldn't put my finger on it but you've nailed it: he's wearing a post coitus boyfriend shirt. I can just picture him mincing around some guy's apartment kitchen in that shirt.
1 FudgeHolden 2019-09-08
Dolla, dolla bill y'all!
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