Joes that are good dads and dont file false DMCAs and are not obese

26  2019-09-08 by iPadsFromPizzaFace

9 comments

not the best pic but its the infamous Joey Mattresses, he is also not bald and doesnt bang a sand paper purse

Probably gets his kids to school on time too. And his wife stays with him without resorting to posting about him on social media.

He uses sandpaper to give cabinets a weathered look.

Paints beautiful “shabby chic” antiques.

Ive never seen his rich wife but i can imagine shes 1000x hotter than Carol ever was

Let's not get carried away

Star of the brilliant podcast 100% Italian

thank you Cherry Hill, New Jersey!!!

Hey, it's mee, Jooe Maatareeese! I even suck at being hateable, hehe