Why are people so enamored by this children's science-fiction movie from the late-70's?

Because everyone wants to be 11 years old for the rest of their lives

The cumios want to be with 11 years old

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The Star Wars fanbase is very autistic.

Because it's so basic so it's easily accessible to be a pretend Star Wars fan and faux nerd for hipster points

Hated it then. Hate it now. Unwatchable dreck.

Pardon me, but there's nothing "fucking gay" about this at all...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ug2DOoxJ1g

Fake and embarrassing.

So was this fag playing it up the whole time or is he just playing it up for clicks now?

Empire watch pretty good. Besides that I outgrew it when I was 10.

I don't like how I have to think Star Wars is totally gay just because so many autistics obsess and cry over it. Solo was damn good and the Mandalorian looks sick.

I am too busy watching porn

The original movies and the force awakens were good. All of the others movies have been terrible, though.

You thought the Force Awakens was good? Lmao. It was just A New Hope with the minority quota turned up.

THEY TARGETED SPACE WESTERNS

SPACE WESTERNS

Yeah. A New Hope was good. So was The Force Awaken. I'm not saying I've watched multiple times but I enjoyed it when I watched it.

Would you tell us if you didn't?

Yeah. I said I didn't like the other other recent starwars movies they've made.

Genuinely?

The Force Awakens is fan service nonsense and lazy filmmaking. A third fucking Death Star?

To be fair, after the faggoty prequels, Force Awakens was a breath of fresh air at the time.

Boy I can't wait for episode 9. Not to watch it, but for Mr. Plinkett's review

I think mike is done with making plinkett reviews of the star wars movies. At least he seemed done with it after the lest jedi review.

I think he was just hamming it up with the "I'm done" stuff on the last one, I don't expect him to a review for every Stat Wars movie especially since he hasn't done one for Solo or Rogue One, but it'd be weird to do just two out of the new "main" movies when there's only going to be one more, at least for a while anyway.

I might have believed he was done if he didn't do that prediction video with Rich Evans, It would definitely surprise me if our boy Harry has nothing to say about the conclusion to this blechfest.

Half in the bag only requires him to watch a movie once with Jay and then give their impressions. Plinkett reviews require him to watch the movie multiple times and do all of the research into the background, filming and behind the scenes aspects of the movies. This is why he always waits until the movies come out on blue ray.

Tru nuff, I'm still quite certain he hammers the last nail. We shall see.

I think the star trek reviews are funnier anyway. That bit where mike talked about Picard smashing the priceless urn was golden. You ever thought about venturing into pop culture or you keeping your focus on e drama?

Is rlm replacing ona?

https://imgur.com/W7j0vOu

Check out MauLer's critique and check out Star Wars: The Last Straw by hackfraudmedia. I don't give a shit about Star Wars but listening to them taking a wet shit on the last jedi for hours was great. The first one did a 3-part 6 hour series on exactly why that movie is garbage, and the second one's gimmick is that plinkett is too soft now so he's reviewing the new movies the way plinkett should have.

I remember back in '99 asking my grandpa if he liked Star Wars, he nearly wanted to slap the shit out of me. Now imagine being a kid today and actually being a fan of the same exact shit your parents liked. Multi-generational hobbies are fucking gay.

I had to stop watching when that old lady flying from the spaceship wreckage, it’s too gay

I saw empire strikes back at 4 years old. The original was decent, but other than that the rest is just foreplay for faggots that serve no purpose on this earth.

I like Star Wars and Empire Strikes Back well enough. They're fine. Even Return of the Jedi is pretty decent. Had they (Lucasfilm and the Star Wars fanbase) stopped at those three and just made video games and books it would be a pretty solid franchise, unsullied by truly terrible works.

Indiana Jones is a better trilogy than any of the three Star Wars trilogies (the fact that Star Wars has three separate trilogies is stupid enough on its own) and its most embarrassing entry looks like Citizen Kane compared to any of the movies that came after Return of the Jedi.

I will never understand the super fandom of the Star Wars movies which causes faggots to dress up as characters in the movies. I like the original trilogy, but they certainly aren’t masterpieces at least to me. I would take the new blade runner movie over any Star Wars movie including The Empire Strikes Back.

Depending on who you talk to; Star Wars, in essence, represented a time in film and media, where the studios were more eager to hand over a bunch of money to a creative kid that they believed in and were willing to gamble on. Even Lucas himself pointed this out. He likened his experience (with trying to sell SW) to a rich guy in a Vegas casino, giving you a bunch of money and telling you to go to the tables and "bring back double than this". This was before the days of universe franchise building in film and "extended universes" in and outside of film. Literally no one knew what this could be, because for the most part; it was uncharted territory. To see it evolve and create all of these secondary markets is something that no other film had ever really accomplished before.

But because everything is so corporate and gay now; anything and everything that was once cool, has lost all vitality. And Episode IX that's coming up, was co-written by the guy who wrote Batman v Superman and Justice League (YECCCH). It's also co-written by GAY GAY Abrams; a man who should just never touch a script or script format software for the rest of his life. So two pain-in-the-ass hack fags, are going to leave off the main universe in the way they want to leave it, because "fuck it" (to use Abrams words), which means anyone who wants to do something better will have to build around the way these fruits will leave it.

Meanwhile: SW is being handed off to even bigger fags in David Benioff and D.B. Weiss, so the shit storm isn't going to stop anytime soon.

My point is that everything these days is so fucking gay now, that its weird that more people aren't active shooters.

pain-in-the ass-hack fags

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Nothing says artistic vision and experimentation like blowing up the same thing a second time over a bunch of Ewoks

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oh no, people like things. Fuck you, edgelord faggot.

Oh my sweet summer child.

Oh, you hipster faggot.

Sweetie, no. Just give it a rest, child.

Way to swing and miss, baby boy.

Oh honey, no no no. Please sweetie, you’re hurting yourself, child.

You must be a cisgender white supremacist Nazi.

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