I've heard that the goatee was originally invented by glory hole frequenters as a way to keep semen from staining their shirts. However I have no way to verify this. I have also heard that a man wearing earrings in both ears is signaling to other men that he likes to be titty-fucked but again, this is just hearsay. I've likewise heard that overweight men who insist on cutting the sleeves off their shirts do so because their pendulous doughy man-bosoms produce copious quantities of unsightly sweat if kept completely confined, but again, it's just a rumor.
These all sound like reasonable explanations. Pictures of faggot Joe Cumia with his big hoop earrings make him look like the gayest genie that ever sashayed out of a lamp.
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1 joemoomia 2019-09-08
I've heard that the goatee was originally invented by glory hole frequenters as a way to keep semen from staining their shirts. However I have no way to verify this. I have also heard that a man wearing earrings in both ears is signaling to other men that he likes to be titty-fucked but again, this is just hearsay. I've likewise heard that overweight men who insist on cutting the sleeves off their shirts do so because their pendulous doughy man-bosoms produce copious quantities of unsightly sweat if kept completely confined, but again, it's just a rumor.
1 VoodooLobstah 2019-09-08
These all sound like reasonable explanations. Pictures of faggot Joe Cumia with his big hoop earrings make him look like the gayest genie that ever sashayed out of a lamp.
1 Phkna1 2019-09-08
The goatee is like landing lights for cock
1 A_Real_OG_Readmore 2019-09-08
It's a target.
1 Skip4play 2019-09-08
He looks even worse without it.