Joe-Speak is a fun thing to do whenever you get spam messages.

50  2019-09-07 by ProfessorChipperson

7 comments

This faggot has enough money to buy high-end guitars from companies like Epiphone or Fender, and he not only gets cheap knock-off brands--but brags about it. Like, even the little things about this cow are stupid and irritating.

He's one of those rubes that the headstock saying "Gibson" is more important than anything else (but people like Joe can't afford it), so instead of a decent Epiphone (or whatever other brand, there are dozens of good ones), he gets a $200 piece of shit that is technically not even allowed to be imported under the laws against counterfeit goods.

But it says "Gibson" and has the moustache headstock. Sure, it's made of plywood but "Jimi" and "Edge" played guitars with "Gibson" on it, so good ol' slow Joe blows his money on junk yet again.

Give me a Reverend Guitar over Epiphone and most Gibsons any day.

His uncle's a luthier; he could have something special hand-made, but no, he'd prefer some papier-mâché garbage from China.

All TRUE patriotic Americans buy stolen intellectual property from China rather than support American made products.

MAGA

Of course joe wouldn’t just type the number 52, I love that