"Me and my black boyfriend, Daryl, just celebrated our two-year anniversary. Come on folks, two years - that's nine and a half years in black."

3  2019-09-06 by CumpoundMedia

15 comments

1  literalotherkin 2019-09-06

You should hear these fuckers. Like howling demons.

1  CumpoundMedia 2019-09-06

Who? Women comedians or these birds?

1  literalotherkin 2019-09-06

Yeah Cockatoos. Who said the joke BTW? I don't recognize it.

1  CumpoundMedia 2019-09-06

https://imgur.com/KekPLJK

1  literalotherkin 2019-09-06

Lampanelli is one of the better ones. That's actually pretty funny.

1  CumpoundMedia 2019-09-06

She was great until she lost the weight and decided to become a nice person instead of a funny comedian.

1  ellencakehorn 2019-09-06

Best Lampanelli was when she was married to Jimmy Bigballs

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-09-06

Yeah I get woken up by the sound of a baby dying at like 5:00 every day. Very disturbing.

1  literalotherkin 2019-09-06

You live near a Planned Parenthood?

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-09-06

Planned parenthood where I'm from is literally a desk where the receptionist tells you to go elsewhere. I don't understand the outrage

1  literalotherkin 2019-09-06

Do you really live near cockatoos? I didn't think they had those in the US.

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-09-06

I've seen them and all kinda parrots and shit. They aren't native, but they do just fine here

1  ElFaporino 2019-09-06

Must be hard dealing with the raging Hard on first thing

1  OutlawMemer 2019-09-06

I get woken up by the sound of a baby dying

Then feed it once in a while, you negligent pavement ape.

1  schmuckOnWheels 2019-09-06

Not that I condone these sorts of relationships, but this is a pretty good line.