r/thecellartable: Reminder: Cow Eyes created multiple iterations of a "tribute band" of U2, and not once dressed like the guitarist in which he claims to pay tribute.

Reminder: Cow Eyes created multiple iterations of a "tribute band" of U2, and not once dressed like the guitarist in which he claims to pay tribute.

38 2019-09-06 by QuantumDice

He just dresses like a damn slob, even when he's making his money. No respect, no class, no ability to lie down and get back up on his own volition.

8 comments

1 SueFuckedAnt 2019-09-06

I won't even wear basketball shorts to the corner store and this asshole goes on stage with them.

1 CakesCommaJohnny 2019-09-06

Look what he and his hag wore to a television court show. A ratty old T-shirt and fucking tennis shoes, and the "girl" in a casual, sleeveless sun dress and sandals like she just rolled out of a melanoma tanning bed down the street. Typical "Lawnguylund" trash.

1 Skip4play 2019-09-06

Musicianship

1 Jungies 2019-09-06

Remember when he paid a whole lot of Ant's money to make a promo video for himself, and then chewed gum into the mic like an animal all the way through?

1 [deleted] 2019-09-06

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1 alt213 2019-09-06

It’s a bit ironic that a guy who spends half his time filing dmca complaints “makes his living” off of someone else’s intellectual property.

1 joemoomia 2019-09-06

His entire "wardrobe" consists of clothes most adult men would wear to fix the lawn mower or change the oil in their car.

1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-09-06

"Joe, do you at least have a different sleeveless CoD shirt to wear?"

"The 'creator' of the game gave it TO me personally and 'said' to wear it when I WANT to 'rock' out!"