Was just a matter of time.

He complains about being libelled then in the same run-on rambling sentence says:

“Problem is, most people have a hard time believing anonymous users...”

So if no one believes any of it and knows it’s people having fun, what’s the problem?

"We'll be in a different hemisphere, and our schedules clashed, your honor."

I read his retort. It was retorted.

His first two sentences belong to Quentin Tarantino. In Joe Cumia World, that gives everyone permission to DMCA Joe's post on Tarantino's behalf.

I don't remember Jules Winnfield bloviating with a keyboard in Pulp Fiction. Maybe that was a deleted scene from the mythical Laser Disc version.

If Joe directed al that focus and energy into his diet his enormous floppy man-titties wouldn't be bursting from the arm holes he cuts into his T shirts. Probably.