Two of the Cellar's most vicious comedians

42  2019-09-06 by DrSvarheeny

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Joe Derosa looking terrible

If "vicious" means the consumption of vast quantities of African semen, then yes.

What is going on with his fucking face?

He's making eye contact with Lisa Lampanelli.

Vurrry good.

Also he’s probably doing a “character”

"I know this joke is shit but I genuinely can't come up with anything else"

-the voice in Chip's head

If I ever had Jim in a situation where he was powerless and under my control, I’d saw his arms off with a bread knife.

Not to inflict pain on him, but because he’s so offensively proud of those doughy pipecleaners he calls limbs.

Mmm

She was 100x more attractive when she was a lardass

Two severely decayed homosexuals

Every day, Jim Norton looks more like a Drinky Bird paperweight.

He bends over with the same frequency

Anderson Cooper looking good in drag.

Are these bird-human hybrids? Awful.

2 fags pretending they’re listening to each other?

Norton might be a tranny not a fag, do you see those tits?

Holy shit, they are pretty meaty titties, i stand corrected.

Who is the lesbian in this picture?

Jim Norton. He used to be on Tough Crowd.

Someone did a gasser.

Anyone got the video of her flipping out on an audience member in a largely empty theater when he threw a $100 bill at her to tell her shut up about whatever topic she was stuck on?

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Everyone in that room needs to be tested/treated for heartworms.

Two chubby dykes that won't shut the fuck up about black guys penises

2 lesbians 1 studio

Jimmy speaking to his stand