Opie appeared last night whilst watching The Untouchables and he had a message for the sub ...

14  2019-09-06 by HollandJimmy

ME: You said you wanted to get Cumia. Do you really wanna get him? You see what I’m saying is, what are you prepared to do?

Sub: Anything and everything in my power.

ME: And then, what are you prepared to do? If you open the can on these worms you must be prepared to go all the way because they’re not gonna give up the fight until one of you is dead.

Sub: How do you do it then?

ME: You wanna know how you do it? Here’s how, they pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That’s the pest way, and that’s how you get Cumia! Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that?

Sub: I have sworn to ruin this pedophile with all legal powers at my disposal and I will do so.

ME: Well, the Lord hates a coward. Do you know what a blood oath is, Sub?

Sub: Yes.

ME: Good, ’cause you just took one. Now keep your head on a swivel.

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user reports: 1: It threatens violence or physical harm at me

It’s a fucking parody, Joe

All better now ... moooo!

Imagine being a 60 year old man spending all his time on Reddit and individually reading every thread to find which ones he can report, instead of raising his daughter or working

Imagine pimping your girlfriend's daughter to your brother

Or at least practise on learning to play guitar at a pro level.

WHAT ARE YOU PREPARED TO DO?!