How do you rank Hefner's most embarrassing moments? Court, So So So, and BOC
27 2019-09-06 by betterchef1127
I LOVE so so so. The starbucks line and the my brother ant line, so fucking retarded.
People's Court had the redditard mention and the background black facial expressions.
BOC, the hand the neck cut sign is just too good.
So my personally ranking is So SO SO, then People's Court, and then BOC. What else belongs in top 3 or top 5?
Honorable mentions: "16 and don't know dick about internet."
20 comments
1 Hassan_iBlackSabbath 2019-09-06
I'd rank People's Court higher, only because of the exposure of his retardation to random housewives & unemployed drunks, whoever the fuck it is that actually watches that show regularly.
Also, I'll never stop laughing at how dismayed Colleen was that a millennial libtard would turn down free Starbucks.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-06
Joe can't understand turning down something free
1 joemoomia 2019-09-06
The funniest trick Joe ever pulled was convincing himself the sub didn't exist.
But seriously, folks, it's probably like a thirty-two way tie for first with a shit-ton of honorable mentions. This saga, right here and right now, is one of the funniest ones. And tomorrow's will be equally funny.
1 AIIenRicketts 2019-09-06
Big Apple Ranch is pretty fucking funny. It’s not as big as the rest but it’s a good dark horse. I mean, Joe is a confirmed faggot. That’s hilarious.
1 BovineCoomia 2019-09-06
So so so so so so because he frequents a gay bar by himself and shows questionable behavior around the glory hole
1 Knife_rapist 2019-09-06
His explanation for it was amazing. Apparantly Ant didn't believe there was a gay bar in Long Island so Joe, in order to prove that there indeed were gay bars in LI, searched one out for his baby brother. You know, just something straight guys talk about at length.
1 RobespierreIsGod 2019-09-06
What’s the story behind the big apple ranch thing?
1 AIIenRicketts 2019-09-06
He posted a screenshot of his email to prove something, I don’t remember. Maybe that he was talking to a club owner or something? But at the bottom of the screen you could see there was an email in his inbox from the Big Apple Ranch. His explanation for why he was on a gay bar’s email list is as follows - https://www.reddit.com/r/TheCellarTable/comments/d0c4nt/how_do_you_rank_hefners_most_embarrassing_moments/ez924di/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app
1 RobespierreIsGod 2019-09-06
Thanks, doll. What a fucking boob. How much repressed sexuality is there in the ona universe?
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-06
Decades of shaking his little brother down for an allowance
1 suirogerg 2019-09-06
People’s Court for the publicity
BÖC for the events that followed on the xyz sub. That shit really pissed off Colleen.
So so so / I’m Anthony Cumia’s brother
His retarded comments on the xyz sub
The exposing of a false alias (James Hefner)
1 TheWelfareMan 2019-09-06
His attempt at podcasting was really embarrassing.
1 ChineseGuitars 2019-09-06
People's Court was his magnum opus.
1 JoeCumiaWearsDIAPERS 2019-09-06
I will say the book signing incident is probably my number one overall. It had everything - Nana requesting dozens of cops for security for nothing, the sharpies, Joe's rejected Starbucks date, etc.
I just wish they filmed the car ride home, as everybody sat in awkward silence, not wanting to talk about how obscure Nana has become.
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-09-06
When joe walks into frame, looks at one of the signs then turns and announces that he is Anthony Que-me-uh’s bruvver is such a funny scene.
1 Knife_rapist 2019-09-06
Other moments worth remembering: The plastic bag convention, going to the dentist (which ended up on a normie sub and hundreds of random people who had no idea who he is made fun of him) and of course, filming himself injecting testosterone.
Poor Joe.
1 thrillated 2019-09-06
When he pretended to be a teenage boy in order to get us in trouble is an underrated one
1 TheWelfareMan 2019-09-06
"I'll keep this short" follows up with a 1,500 word essay
1 tjdon 2019-09-06
More of his work should be shared with regular type subs. Joe should be famous
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-09-06
Yelling “MY BROTHER IS A WHITE SUPREMACIST” outside his brothers book signing is towards the top of the list for sure.