How do you rank Hefner's most embarrassing moments? Court, So So So, and BOC

27  2019-09-06 by betterchef1127

I LOVE so so so. The starbucks line and the my brother ant line, so fucking retarded.

People's Court had the redditard mention and the background black facial expressions.

BOC, the hand the neck cut sign is just too good.

So my personally ranking is So SO SO, then People's Court, and then BOC. What else belongs in top 3 or top 5?

Honorable mentions: "16 and don't know dick about internet."

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I'd rank People's Court higher, only because of the exposure of his retardation to random housewives & unemployed drunks, whoever the fuck it is that actually watches that show regularly.

Also, I'll never stop laughing at how dismayed Colleen was that a millennial libtard would turn down free Starbucks.

Joe can't understand turning down something free

The funniest trick Joe ever pulled was convincing himself the sub didn't exist.

But seriously, folks, it's probably like a thirty-two way tie for first with a shit-ton of honorable mentions. This saga, right here and right now, is one of the funniest ones. And tomorrow's will be equally funny.

Big Apple Ranch is pretty fucking funny. It’s not as big as the rest but it’s a good dark horse. I mean, Joe is a confirmed faggot. That’s hilarious.

So so so so so so because he frequents a gay bar by himself and shows questionable behavior around the glory hole

His explanation for it was amazing. Apparantly Ant didn't believe there was a gay bar in Long Island so Joe, in order to prove that there indeed were gay bars in LI, searched one out for his baby brother. You know, just something straight guys talk about at length.

What’s the story behind the big apple ranch thing?

He posted a screenshot of his email to prove something, I don’t remember. Maybe that he was talking to a club owner or something? But at the bottom of the screen you could see there was an email in his inbox from the Big Apple Ranch. His explanation for why he was on a gay bar’s email list is as follows - https://www.reddit.com/r/TheCellarTable/comments/d0c4nt/how_do_you_rank_hefners_most_embarrassing_moments/ez924di/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app

Thanks, doll. What a fucking boob. How much repressed sexuality is there in the ona universe?

Decades of shaking his little brother down for an allowance

People’s Court for the publicity

BÖC for the events that followed on the xyz sub. That shit really pissed off Colleen.

So so so / I’m Anthony Cumia’s brother

His retarded comments on the xyz sub

The exposing of a false alias (James Hefner)

His attempt at podcasting was really embarrassing.

People's Court was his magnum opus.

I will say the book signing incident is probably my number one overall. It had everything - Nana requesting dozens of cops for security for nothing, the sharpies, Joe's rejected Starbucks date, etc.

I just wish they filmed the car ride home, as everybody sat in awkward silence, not wanting to talk about how obscure Nana has become.

When joe walks into frame, looks at one of the signs then turns and announces that he is Anthony Que-me-uh’s bruvver is such a funny scene.

Other moments worth remembering: The plastic bag convention, going to the dentist (which ended up on a normie sub and hundreds of random people who had no idea who he is made fun of him) and of course, filming himself injecting testosterone.

Poor Joe.

When he pretended to be a teenage boy in order to get us in trouble is an underrated one

"I'll keep this short" follows up with a 1,500 word essay

More of his work should be shared with regular type subs. Joe should be famous

Yelling “MY BROTHER IS A WHITE SUPREMACIST” outside his brothers book signing is towards the top of the list for sure.