You know none of us have any friends. Don't rub it in.

If we do how will we explain this

Impressive.

You faggots make me proud

You're proud of faggots?

These faggots. Us faggots.

I can't, I unfollowed them all on Twitter.

They didn't respond to your text on time?

This seems like an ok place. None of you guys make fun of my shirt though.

Nice pants, stupid xD

are pests allowed here?

We’re Brothamen around these parts.

fawk yeah!

When I got into work today someone was working on a comedy documentary featuring Dave Attell and Bonnie MacFarlane amongst others and I couldn't bring myself to mention any of this to anyone, despite feeling like two distinct areas of my life were bleeding into each other. So I don't think I will be telling my friends.

We ova here now.

It used to say “dice” on my jacket, now it says “faggot”

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OH!

The faggotino!

“EYYY LISTEN YOU COON I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR CRAP”

It's so nice to finally have a place at the cellar table. There's Jimmy on his phone to my left and Keith Robinson slurring to my right. What a great night.

Rocking me pink shirt down at the table

Then you got this guy in the middle like 'eh whaddya' want from me'

These days it's more like Nick Kroll and John Mulaney jerking each other off under the table.

Everyone changes their name so much, I can't tell which subreddit has the funny people this time.

I'm here, so it's all good.

Goddamn, again?

Just gonna sidle up to the table and joke around with my comedy peers here

Finally, a respite from all the civilians who are ignorant of our craft.

They don’t even understand what “hack” means! I can’t wait to tell my good friend Joe how I hate what this place has become

Every time this happens it feels like coming back home again

Does it mean we aren't civilians anymore?

Here's my obligatory bread crumb comment to find my way back home.

Can I bring my girlfriend, and by girlfriend I mean this female comic I 'm pretending is funny.

What if Joe is so confused about the name he's still guessing wheter this is the new sub or not?

So what happened this time, another bullshit DMCA claim? Petty inter-communal quarreling? Some other miscellaneous faggotry?

Ok, he's just reusing the same tactic he did before. I'm no scholar of jurisprudence or nothin', but I don't think the copyright claim on "Bobo" is going to hold water.

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I have a heart attack when I think I’ve lost you shitdicks.

So what are the stupid rules that aren't going to make a bit of difference this time?

We agreed we would have two subs. Leave it alone.