It's times like this that really make you think. If it could happen to this bloated, indulgent Cuban who spent his days diligently shoveling copious amounts of fried foods, charred meats and beer into his face... It could happen to any of us.

1  2019-09-22 by Ominous_Sodium

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I'm sure his kids will appreciate knowing that he preferred ciggies, booze and burgers over seeing them grow up

My dad is dead, but at least he went out as a funny hashtag. I guess I'll just tweet something with #ruizing when I graduate or get married instead

Who wouldn’t? Annoying little pubic lice

"Every day is cheat day for his wife." - A fellow brothaman when we first saw this pic

What a way to go

Why not Joe Cumia? Take him, Lord!

Don't forget the smoking, alcoholism and cocaine abuse.

The resemblance to Bobo really is remarkable.

Close, but Carl has an expression on his face.

The thing I liked most about Carl were his ironic shirts and silly hats. Rest in pork Mad Cuban!

This is the exact image that popped into my head when I heard he died this morning