R.I.P. Carl Ruiz

1  2019-09-22 by Killa-Ku

16 comments

Sports allegiances are generally pretty gay and stupid.

But Mets fans are a special kind of stupid. I can't explain it because theirs is a special kind of cognitive dissonance, fortune telling what the managers need to do and owners should do despite no track record of success or ambition.

I'm sure every fanbase has those types, but when you're forced to ride a train with Mets fans, you start to hope for catastrophic brake failure.

I’m nawt doying awlright!?

I heard his last words on his deathbed were "here come's the pre"

If fucking only.

That's it, don't show any human emotion in any picture.

Like a fucking German tourist.

Sometimes that Bobo looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about Bobo is he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn’t even seem to be livin’… ’til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’.

Sometimes the lives of people like Bobo disturb me

Yeah, once you really think about how he navigates and interacts with the world around him on a daily basis, it’s unfashionable.

Remember how he doesn’t even know how much people is making money wise or how he bashed libtards and welfares

I remember him guessing that E-Rock made around $3,000 a year, and that Anthony made around $5,000. Little did he know that those figures are now accurate.

i wonder if his scammer whores of a mother and sister lied to him about money so he doesnt get to use their money or the tard has no concept what a year is, either way its crazy, just like joe cum doesnt know watching cheese pizza is illegal despite being on this earth for 60 years

People often confuse "ahead of his time" with "retarded"

unfathomable. dummy.

The jewish Carl Ruiz.

I'm pretty sure that's just Carl Ruiz.