Hey guys, it’s your old pal Artie Lange, and it’s been almost five months since I shoved any heroin in my veins. Admire me. Respect me. Buy tickets to come see me.

1  2019-09-22 by Sergeant_Joseph_Spud

10 comments

1  suelightninglover 2019-09-22

Hey fans here's my current location so you can sell me heroin.

1  RapistWithHIV 2019-09-22

Congratulations to George Lopez.

1  Justsomeapple4 2019-09-22

He really transformed into that guy in the Anchorhead cantina that has the death sentence in twelve systems.

1  mvcv114 2019-09-22

Can I trade you one bag of China White for tickets?

1  BergStonewall 2019-09-22

Yes

1  G4YN1GG3R 2019-09-22

He has to be the oldest heroin addict of all time

1  TurningFrogsGay 2019-09-22

“It’s 30 days until I do it again. Come see me while you can.”

1  dazzlefloss 2019-09-22

there's pretty much no difference between what happened to artie's nose and what happened to that guy's arm in 'requiem for a dream'.

1  Nothing_of_merit 2019-09-22

Always looks like he's pressing his face against glass

1  joemoomia 2019-09-22

Retartie Lange, formerly of the Stern show. Jew broad, Dracula, cheeseburgers, walking to St. Louis. Some broad and a bookie kidnapped his nose. Love you guys, still tryin'. Clean and sober.