according to anthony on twitch...

2  2019-09-22 by adminsscrewedme

...the only reason we bother Joe is because we’re all wannabe musicians. Does that sound right to you guys?

38 comments

4  CompoundRaptor 2019-09-22

Why would anyone want to sound like a garbage version of great musicians? Is that a bit?

3  adminsscrewedme 2019-09-22

must be

3  CompoundRaptor 2019-09-22

It's fun to see "Overconfident Anthony" online again. I missed it.

3  adminsscrewedme 2019-09-22

there will be more

1  Tashter 2019-09-22

Do the bit! Do the bit good boy!

4  ButtFarts2019 2019-09-22

The fucking delusional Cumias.

God forbid it’s because of their shit tier personalities, no, we’re just jealous.

Fucking losers.

4  PFCBloodFart 2019-09-22

I’m a failed author get it straight Count Kidfuckula

2  thrillated 2019-09-22

Fatrick?

1  PFCBloodFart 2019-09-22

Nope I wrote gore that didn’t involve any kid fucking unlike starship rape-o

3  Sternacthegreat 2019-09-22

He was mad as fuck during that stream, even Missy was like :/ at his whining.

4  CompoundRaptor 2019-09-22

Missy is only ":/" because she has no job other than this.

1  runneroffortune79 2019-09-22

Missy is a fucking pig, can you imagine how gruesome life must be? She has to pal around with an impotent old Nana, listen to him moan and argue at the TV, and after he’s dead in a few years, what? He’s burning through the last of his cash and upon his death his mortgaged McMansion will be underwater and Compound Media will be worth nothing.

She is NOT a smart gold-digger

1  poteauhayes 2019-09-22

I’m sure feeding Nana brings joy to an otherwise bleak existence.

3  adminsscrewedme 2019-09-22

he wasn’t a big fan of my “ANTHONY CUMIA IS A PEDOPHILE”/“JOE CUMIA DRINKS CHILD SPIT” spam. Well, he liked the joe one until I spammed it. Went through like 15 twitch accounts

2  BroadwayDannyRoss 2019-09-22

That was my favorite part.

1  Killa-Ku 2019-09-22

How often does he stream? That should be a top sub priority to shit all over his vidya game streams.

3  TacolasCage 2019-09-22

Either you're a musician or you're not. There's no "wannabes" unless you play Guitar Hero. Joe can read guitar tabs and play the same blues solos over and over in the same key, fuckin' wow.

Why did you bother other radio shows during Jocktober? Is it because they're real radio show hosts? Why did you get drunk and call Bobo a nigger while slapping him? Are you a wannabe nigger? (unless he was attacking Bobo for being a poser nigger)

2  billdipshitbellamy 2019-09-22

That's why we exclusively target successful musicians with our ridicule here, not garden variety dummies.

2  cro-magnon_sam 2019-09-22

Time to get him banned from twitch. Im sure he violates their TOS.

1  adminsscrewedme 2019-09-22

time to read the rules

1  4stepsbackward 2019-09-22

He creeps out (and on) the youngsters on twitch.

2  Killa-Ku 2019-09-22

Joseph Colleen Cumia could make fucking cabinets and I would still make fun of him on reddit. Because he would still be an obnoxious asshole no matter what he does.

1  The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-22

Yeah, I got like 8 DigiTech loopers

1  JamesHeffer 2019-09-22

I wish I could pretend to be Huey Lewis so badly, but I just don’t have the talent.

3  botrickbateman 2019-09-22

I worked out heavily at the gym after leaving the office today but the tension has returned, so I do ninety abdominal crunches, a hundred and fifty push-ups, and then I run in place for twenty minutes while listening to the new Huey Lewis CD.

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2  adminsscrewedme 2019-09-22

good bot

2  botrickbateman 2019-09-22

Your compliment was sufficient.

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1  suelightninglover 2019-09-22

Being a 60 year old man in a tribute band sounds like a fate worse than death.

2  late_50s_why 2019-09-22

Remember they tried so hard to make it sounds cool on the show

1  where_we_at 2019-09-22

I remember listening casually wnew 2002ish and wondering why on earth they were plugging a u2 tribute band and that the brother joe guy sounded like he was so full of himself for being fake Bono because I assumed he was a singer with that level of narcissism. And Opie wit da heyyyy we got brother joeeeee. Ugh shoot me.

1  trippin_on_beefers 2019-09-22

I'm 28 and have played music in more countries than Joe, fucking dolt.

1  toe_trigger 2019-09-22

First step to being a shitty cosplay musician: no bacon egg and cheese roll, just a big bowl of ham and mayo. Then you cluelessly humiliate yourself on stage with your idols. Anyone can do it!

1  TangerineDRxReam 2019-09-22

Bullshit he didn’t say that. Was he wasted during the stream, or just dumb?

1  where_we_at 2019-09-22

I’m a wannabe hotdog.

1  FourzyLogo 2019-09-22

Joe himself is a wannabe musician, he's a miserable failure who's only earned income is from dressing up as actual successful musicians for a maximum of 11 people at a time.

1  mvcv114 2019-09-22

I aspire to be married to a mummy, endanger my kids and play guitar at the level of an 11 year old - mediocre at best.

1  Notti_ 2019-09-22

Ahh ahh, remember. The dusty ghoul is NOT wife material!

1  Skip4play 2019-09-22

The same dumb shit mommy tells their kid so they stop crying. " They are just jealous." Nobody would trade positions with Joe.