Somewhere in New Jersey, in the late 1960s, two very nice, responsible, upright young people got married and decided to start a family. God, they must've been so happy when they discovered they'd been blessed with their very own bundle of joy. What a beautiful, hopeful future awaited them.
Then, Jim was born. By being a broken and diseased genetic dead-end, he obliterated any and all of the optimism and promise his parents held for their family. He is a parental dream destroyer.
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2 SgtPotatoFucker 2019-09-22
Somewhere in New Jersey, in the late 1960s, two very nice, responsible, upright young people got married and decided to start a family. God, they must've been so happy when they discovered they'd been blessed with their very own bundle of joy. What a beautiful, hopeful future awaited them.
Then, Jim was born. By being a broken and diseased genetic dead-end, he obliterated any and all of the optimism and promise his parents held for their family. He is a parental dream destroyer.
1 Sienfeld202 2019-09-22
He WAS the golden boy of New Jersey after overtaking the record for Asteroids
1 Ominous_Sodium 2019-09-22
To spread his disease
1 GroovyBastard 2019-09-22
He's a walking warning from God to the rest of us.
1 SwastikaMadeOfNogs 2019-09-22
To make us feel better about ourselves, duh.