Carl Ruiz is dead.

1 2019-09-21 by ariotofmyown

Dead Serious: Just found out through a friend of a friend that his ugly mug died face down in a pile of coca last night.

Give it an hour and Im sure some other lame comics will start tweeting about it.

Punchin out...

*dead serious....heh

15 comments

2 PatBattle1 2019-09-21

not cool brotherman, carl fawking rules and that is a fucked up rumor to start! he is one of the most naturally funny people ever. also i love how he is considered one of the greatest chefs in the country yet will also go to McD's and order everything on the menu. #Ruizing

1 PatrickisaFag 2019-09-21

Carl is a true brotherman.

1 TyCobbFuckParty 2019-09-21

Who’s gonna look after all his head accessories and cigarettes?

1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-21

Who will inherit his hat carrier?

1 SgtPotatoFucker 2019-09-21

Ruizing

1 PsychopathyRed 2019-09-21

I wish this were true

1 GroovyBastard 2019-09-21

There are worse things than death.

He could have continued to live while looking the way he looked.

1 floatingoften 2019-09-21

At least he went out doing something he really loved.

1 TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-09-21

That’s how I wanna go.

1 YangChensFenderStore 2019-09-21

Just as Ope was about to figure the whole podcasting thing out.

1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-21

Poor little mug

1 SpitItoutSocratesxyz 2019-09-21

His big titted ex-wife is going to need some consoling. I'm a good person so of course I volunteer. No, really, I got it. Don't worry about it.

1 Phkna1 2019-09-21

I will cry into her beefers

1 Shittinonniggers 2019-09-21

It was just a Ruiz.

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