Imagine being this

1  2019-09-21 by trippin_on_beefers

61 comments

A diet Snapple, please. I'm trying to watch my weight

Disgusting slob.

Good god damn that's one fat gastropod

You know what dude, you got your extra chromosomes, you got no talent, boom you're working at cumpound media dude.

His skin looks to be at its maximum elasticity. A couple more cheeseburgers and this bloated pustule is gonna burst.

Erocks face looks like George Castanzas wallet.

What do you think his shits look like?

It looks like hasn't taken a shit in years

Fart Van Der Lay

He looks like Glottis from Grim Fandango

Except not as smart

Taking us back with a Grim Fandango reference! Vurry good!

Patrick looks pretty good there. Gym is paying off.

All those creepy selfies are really shedding the pounds

Eating butter

#ameating #amwriting

He can't be comfortable. Is stuffing your face with sugary treats worth the constant discomfort, sweating, chafing, and breathlessness, piggy boy?

He needs a glass of water, desperately.

Goddamn he's fat

Jesus Christ, Erock!!

Fat guy in a little coat. Fat guy in a little cooooaaat...

What a talentless fat lump of shit. I hope that his bitch leaves him and his diabetic dick stops working.

I thought he was divorced?

That’s even better. I can’t stand that faggot so I don’t keep track.

I watched the first episode where they talked about what they did over the weekend and no mention of his wife. He said he walked his dogs, did work around the house, again; nothing about the wife.

I take it they aren’t living together, but I could be wrong.

Erock never paid attention to his wife even in their honeymoon years. He would play with his Lego Harry Potter train set in the basement while I assume she would be using his money to go get real dick.

Honestly they probably never fuck. I'd wear a ring and kiss Eric to get a cut of those Nagel millions.

Erock, comment?

EROCK IS A DINOSAUR

MARCHING, MARCHING

Paul Bearer redux

Paul Bearer was way more valuable to society

A subreddit moderator?

Supposedly a tree was blocking his driveway. In reality those logs were from coke floats.

Wow, he's gotta be pushing 350

Someone send him Joe's diet program, anyone can do it.

No hay, oats, or corn in a trough this morning.

Perhaps more than that

"That's the thing about Erock, he looks fat but he's not fat!"

Yeah 15 years ago

Just imagine if he was drinking regular Snapple instead of diet.

He's prepping for cancer with that aspartame, I'm sure he must be diabetic by this point as well. Building up that disease portfolio.

Aspartame doesn't cause cancer.

Really? That's disappointing because I'm sure he drinks a lot of it.

I mean, he's going to get cancer. Just not from that.

That’s a lot of flesh

It's mostly blubber.

I was going to say our next sub should be r/ItsErikNagel but it's modded by TheToolMan think he'd wanna mod us again? HAHA HOLY SHIT.

Maybe if we asked nicely?

Blood pressure

Age

Coke floats in my cup

Coke floats in my cup

HEY

Is he really divorced?

Would you stay married to that?

Unbelievable

He likes the garlic butter saw a little too much

Starve Nana.

Triple chins

Coke floats doin him good

I once put on 12 pounds when. I first started drinking when I was 18 or so. It took me 4 weeks to get rid of that weight.

What's erocks excuse. He's seen people die who were like him.

Compound Media IS death, in a spiritual sense.

Imagine being that and not dead.