I watched the first episode where they talked about what they did over the weekend and no mention of his wife. He said he walked his dogs, did work around the house, again; nothing about the wife.
I take it they aren’t living together, but I could be wrong.
Erock never paid attention to his wife even in their honeymoon years. He would play with his Lego Harry Potter train set in the basement while I assume she would be using his money to go get real dick.
Honestly they probably never fuck. I'd wear a ring and kiss Eric to get a cut of those Nagel millions.
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2 Double_Action_Army 2019-09-21
A diet Snapple, please. I'm trying to watch my weight
2 TheWelfareMan 2019-09-21
Disgusting slob.
2 Phantas_Magorical 2019-09-21
Good god damn that's one fat gastropod
2 toe_trigger 2019-09-21
You know what dude, you got your extra chromosomes, you got no talent, boom you're working at cumpound media dude.
1 Ominous_Sodium 2019-09-21
His skin looks to be at its maximum elasticity. A couple more cheeseburgers and this bloated pustule is gonna burst.
1 DigitalTorque 2019-09-21
Erocks face looks like George Castanzas wallet.
2 JMueller2012 2019-09-21
What do you think his shits look like?
1 trippin_on_beefers 2019-09-21
It looks like hasn't taken a shit in years
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-21
Fart Van Der Lay
1 YangChensFenderStore 2019-09-21
He looks like Glottis from Grim Fandango
1 thrillated 2019-09-21
Except not as smart
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2019-09-21
Taking us back with a Grim Fandango reference! Vurry good!
1 TheKingOfNeverLose 2019-09-21
Patrick looks pretty good there. Gym is paying off.
2 Double_Action_Army 2019-09-21
All those creepy selfies are really shedding the pounds
1 JMueller2012 2019-09-21
Eating butter
1 ellencakehorn 2019-09-21
#ameating #amwriting
1 SgtPotatoFucker 2019-09-21
He can't be comfortable. Is stuffing your face with sugary treats worth the constant discomfort, sweating, chafing, and breathlessness, piggy boy?
1 trippin_on_beefers 2019-09-21
He needs a glass of water, desperately.
1 JoeCumiaWearsDIAPERS 2019-09-21
Goddamn he's fat
1 JamesLarvaNorton 2019-09-21
Jesus Christ, Erock!!
1 GroovyBastard 2019-09-21
Fat guy in a little coat. Fat guy in a little cooooaaat...
1 PatrickisaFag 2019-09-21
What a talentless fat lump of shit. I hope that his bitch leaves him and his diabetic dick stops working.
1 Baracklyn_Cyclonez 2019-09-21
I thought he was divorced?
1 PatrickisaFag 2019-09-21
That’s even better. I can’t stand that faggot so I don’t keep track.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-09-21
I watched the first episode where they talked about what they did over the weekend and no mention of his wife. He said he walked his dogs, did work around the house, again; nothing about the wife.
I take it they aren’t living together, but I could be wrong.
2 Double_Action_Army 2019-09-21
Erock never paid attention to his wife even in their honeymoon years. He would play with his Lego Harry Potter train set in the basement while I assume she would be using his money to go get real dick.
Honestly they probably never fuck. I'd wear a ring and kiss Eric to get a cut of those Nagel millions.
1 thrillated 2019-09-21
Erock, comment?
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-21
EROCK IS A DINOSAUR
MARCHING, MARCHING
1 Ranger_Drumpf 2019-09-21
Paul Bearer redux
1 JoeCumiaWearsDIAPERS 2019-09-21
Paul Bearer was way more valuable to society
1 RoeRoeRoeYourJoe 2019-09-21
A subreddit moderator?
1 Justsomeapple4 2019-09-21
Supposedly a tree was blocking his driveway. In reality those logs were from coke floats.
1 schmuckOnWheels 2019-09-21
Wow, he's gotta be pushing 350
2 trippin_on_beefers 2019-09-21
Someone send him Joe's diet program, anyone can do it.
1 Mikekekeke 2019-09-21
No hay, oats, or corn in a trough this morning.
1 Killa-Ku 2019-09-21
Perhaps more than that
1 ObsessiveMuso 2019-09-21
"That's the thing about Erock, he looks fat but he's not fat!"
2 Double_Action_Army 2019-09-21
Yeah 15 years ago
1 ScarletNumeroo 2019-09-21
Just imagine if he was drinking regular Snapple instead of diet.
1 trippin_on_beefers 2019-09-21
He's prepping for cancer with that aspartame, I'm sure he must be diabetic by this point as well. Building up that disease portfolio.
2 Pud_Suckley 2019-09-21
Aspartame doesn't cause cancer.
1 trippin_on_beefers 2019-09-21
Really? That's disappointing because I'm sure he drinks a lot of it.
1 Pud_Suckley 2019-09-21
I mean, he's going to get cancer. Just not from that.
1 JMueller2012 2019-09-21
That’s a lot of flesh
1 AmberBeard 2019-09-21
It's mostly blubber.
1 Killa-Ku 2019-09-21
I was going to say our next sub should be r/ItsErikNagel but it's modded by TheToolMan think he'd wanna mod us again? HAHA HOLY SHIT.
3 kingship75 2019-09-21
Maybe if we asked nicely?
1 aRTie02150 2019-09-21
Blood pressure
1 BergStonewall 2019-09-21
Age
1 LarrysStupidHead 2019-09-21
Coke floats in my cup
Coke floats in my cup
1 ConchoPetesHugePenis 2019-09-21
HEY
1 RobespierreIsGod 2019-09-21
Is he really divorced?
1 i_got_a_small_deeek 2019-09-21
Would you stay married to that?
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-09-21
Unbelievable
1 MKUltraGameShow 2019-09-21
He likes the garlic butter saw a little too much
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-09-21
Starve Nana.
1 late_50s_why 2019-09-21
Triple chins
1 Zzzbobo 2019-09-21
Coke floats doin him good
1 Dennyislife 2019-09-21
I once put on 12 pounds when. I first started drinking when I was 18 or so. It took me 4 weeks to get rid of that weight.
What's erocks excuse. He's seen people die who were like him.
1 trippin_on_beefers 2019-09-21
Compound Media IS death, in a spiritual sense.
1 TheRealEl2 2019-09-21
Imagine being that and not dead.