Dave Smith vs Jim revisited (Excerpts & autistic analysis)

1  2019-09-21 by RapistWithHIV

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  • Norton's voice is at times stuttering, quivering, & almost sounds like someone about to cry. He has the same weakening in his voice that he had when that intern chick said he was an old creep.
  • Norton keeps saying "I WAS NEVER MEAN, I WAS NEVER AGGRESSIVE, I ONLY HAD NICE THINGS TO SAY!" not realizing that his beta orbiting nice guy creep vibes are what bother women. Being their unconditional doormat with likely weird "compliments" sprinkled in is why (among other things) you are going to die alone, Jim.
  • Norton unironically refers to his character as a seperate entity. He genuinely thinks he is some multidimensional talent & likely fantasizes about doing it on Inside the Actors Studio. Dave says he would break into "character" the first time he met her while discussing his vision for the show.
  • Norton despises younger comics & used his faggot cosplay fanbase (formerly you faggots) to fight his battles the same way Nana would.
  • The Worm loves using negated phone call requests as bait to make people look like pussies against him. He says "I would love to have Dave call in" as he knows it's unlikely Jew head is listening at 9am & going to call in. ANY OF YOU COULD HAVE CALLED.
  • Dave's a bland fag & all, but all of you who sided with the worm or "Chippah" on this were massive faggots. The beta cuckold in this scenario, as always, was 100% Jim Norton.

What a stupid asshole. No addict, regardless of their vice, acts like that. He’s literally the Joe Cumia of addicts.

lol i forgot about this dumb shit. she completely handled the whole thing wrong and like a bitch