I'M AN ADDICT!!

1  2019-09-21 by RapistWithHIV

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Possibly the least genuine person in the faggy ona universe. Phony midget fag.

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Fucking retard.

I've know a lot of people like this, never actually addicted to a substance, but hardcore addicted to the groups.

Yeah I knew this guy who did that just for human contact but then he formed this club and it snowballed into some crazy shit and long story short, his friend with gynomastia turned up dead.

His name was Joseph Cumia.

Thoughts and prayers

slaps back

Hey, thanks for your service.

A lot of rehabs are essentially scams and it was very common back in the day to con dumb families in to believing that their child is a desperate addict in need of immediate care that only they can provide. There are some interesting documentaries on the subject. I think Jim might be a bit unique for going this long in life without ever realizing it was bullshit and they were brainwashed and pressured in to going along with it. Same thing with Bob Kelly.

Jim doesen't want to admit it, he thinks it makes him interesting and gives him the trump card in one of his meaningless conversations. What documentary would you suggest?

I remember on a ykwd episode bobby said when he was 13 or 14 he would drink a case of beer and a handle of whiskey every night. I can't believe no one called him out on that, that is the type of shit people who have no concept of alcohol say.

It reminds me of that old adam sandler cd bit when the dude was like "I took so much acid bro"

Smh what a dumb fuck. By the time I was at a handle a day my insides were Swiss cheese, puking and shitting blood man, and that's not even with Bobby's 30 beers on top lol

Bobby has always been a bit of an exaggerator and a one-upper. On his podcast with Colin, he asked Colin how many times he'd been fat in his life and Colin said 11 times. Bobby immediately replied that he'd been fat "11 or 12 times", but every time he's spoken about his fatness since then he's on his 8th fat or something like that.

But I tend to believe that Bob's addiction is at least somewhat legitimate, unlike Jim's. He'll talk about it, but he doesn't go out of his way to make it a defining aspect of his personality or use it to condescend and talk down to people.

My mom had two embarassing incidents while drunk and declared herself an addict and spent the next 5 years going to meetings more times than she ever got drunk. Then she MAAAGICALLY stopped going once she got a boyfriend. Fuck her. I'm gonna give her the Ro treatment when she gets old.

ANYONE CAN DO IT. 😎

It was very kind of Mullen to openly call the worm hideous, but I hope the momentum can continue & he is finally directly called out on all his fake personality bullshit.

I don't care for the "Who cares about Jim, his life is miserable" narrative. Until he is directly forced to answer for his bullshit without being able to worm out of it (I'm telling you Chip evolved, genuinely!), I will never be satisfied.

I sick of the hate on him being along the lines of “he lets tranny hookers piss on him, but he won’t _______”

No he fuckin doesn’t dude, that’s as much of his fake personality as his “addiction”, he just has to say he still does something wrong to call himself a degenerate and you’re buying right into it

Yeah the worm needs more beatings here.

nobody cares about him, thats the prob

He just won’t ever answer to it. Dude stole $60k and when confronted, said “No I didn’t.” That’s it. He didn’t address it after that.

Takes prep so he can get his asshole plunged by a Nordic shemale, but says he never took it.

Says he was an “addict” at 18, but never really specified what he was addicted to.

Long short, Jim is a stupid bitch.

That look makes me want to cave that worm's skull in

What a pussy

you'd think it was a glass of piss the way he recoils in horror

You obviously don't know Norton

And the way he looks at the guy to his right..."don't you know I'm a recovering alcoholic you fucking scuuummmmbag? Do you want me to relapse?" Fuck Jim Norton.

the guy to his right

That's Artie. And Jim has actually had the fucking nerve to have a serious conversation about addiction with him. And by "conversation", I mean Jim repeated the stock AA platitudes like they were a simple solution to all of life's problems to a guy who's been a degenerate heroin addict for over a decade.

There's not a chance in hell that Artie has an ounce of respect for Jim's "addiction".

You just don't understand. Jim saw an edible dude. He had to leave the room and call his sponsor. That's the exact same as ruining your life for heroin.

How the fuck do we not have a mole inside SiriusXM to slip the Worm some LSD?

I'm an addict you idiot!

MEDIUM?!

Ugh. Faggot.

Next time on Bar Rescue:

Weird Bar Whisperer: So what do youse guise recommend?

Worm: I'd take out all the taps and bottles and make it more of a tea and coffee place.

Piss Balloon Roberts: Yeah and replace all the food with Kid Cuisine Fun Nuggets.

He probably got a flash back of drinking a Zima in that instance. Its inherent to his nature to exaggerate his mannerisms, being that he's an old queer hack

I want to walk up to him and pour a bottle of Wild Turkey out on his stupid head.

He’d weakly pound his fists against your chest while crying and then have a seizure.

Dry drunk faggot

Dry drunk faggot

he is worse than sam.

Yeah, because that's what everyone with 30+ years of sobriety does when they're around alcohol. It's so phony it's crazy.

The opposite of this would be seeing a beer and start chasing and hugging it

I love how he wanted Artie to react, and he didn't.

What a fucking faggot this faggot is. OH MY GOD SOMEONE IS PASSING THE DEVILS ELIXIR INFRONT OF ME BETTER MAKE A GAY FUCKING FACE! I still believe this faggot sipped some alcohol when he was 19, probably gagged on it cause hes a faggot, and goes with the sobriety shit so he doesnt have to drink it.