Joe: Alright, look. The only reason I respond to you all is because I unfortunately have a lot of free time between trying to drop off Layla to school on time and playing a gig once a month. I defend Anthony because he’s my brother, not because I actually agree with some of the things he’s done. I’m sure most of you have brothers - wouldn’t you do the same thing? I know I’m dumb and old and think I’m smarter than I am but this entertains me as much as it does you. As long as my music “career” isn’t fucked with, I enjoy the attention.

Also, I’ll stop with the stolen valour. I bought that hat off eBay while looking for a Sons of Anarchy wallet and have been cosplaying on flights, in restaurants and online ever since.

Patso: Fine - I’m fat. I’m an unsuccessful author, and I signed away my only daughter because my ex-wife was right about me. I’ve been in denial and took upon a persona on Twitter because it gave me a sense of power - pandering to woke Twitter was easier than I thought and I’ve been at it ever since. I don’t even care about Norm - I only said those things to get a reaction and I unfortunately put myself on this sub’s radar. I’m an alcoholic troll just like all of you and at first I didn’t take you losers seriously but clearly I have underestimated this community. My pride hasn’t allowed me to submit until now, because my career will absolutely go nowhere as long as we continue this back and forth relationship.

Norm is funny, Jonathan has a beer-can-thick cock, and I stole from Will Tate.

Anthony: I bombed at the Big Jay roast. There, I said it. What more do you assholes want? I know I’m not that funny anymore and Compound Media sucks but as long as these idiots are paying for it, I’m going to continue. I may have abandoned my mother but it tore me up inside every time I saw her - I couldn’t handle it. I’m a pussy and and regret it but I made sure Dawn took care of her while I payed for anything necessary for her to do so. My brother is an idiot but he’s family and we stick together.

I’m not going to address the pedophile accusations but I’ll say this - you know who I was from the show. If you supported me then, you should have known.

Also, I fucked Sue and I enjoyed it. I was ashamed at first but I don’t care anymore.