Fatty's "Life altering" news

1  2019-09-15 by EasilyForgotten1138

12 comments

He stole Opie's bit!

Depending on what the news is, we might need to be prepared to provide someone with an influx of screenshots depicting Fatty's unhinged behavior.

Time to give Jelly Juggs the Brother Joe treatment.

Ghost of Burt Reynolds representin'

I'm not exactly a "go with the flow" personality type.

"I'm leaving you and you're never seeing your daughter ever."

"Okay."

He's gunning for you guys. Watch out.

Classic. "I got big things goin on. I can't talk about them cause they're so big. Needless to say, terrible writers with small social media profiles are in very high demand right now."

“Needless to say I’ll never mention them again but everyone who bizarrely doesn’t consider me a fucking stupid cunt can start thinking I’m special now!”

Ah Sunday morning, when all business deals are done.

Yep, I do all my biggest business on Sunday mornings when real people are relaxing with their families.

Big-time deals are done on Sundays, child. This is showbusiness

That was my thought. Who gets a life-altering call on a Sunday?

I'll fucking cancel Netflix if they pick anything of his up. And I'll let them know that's why I canceled.