Classic. "I got big things goin on. I can't talk about them cause they're so big. Needless to say, terrible writers with small social media profiles are in very high demand right now."
“Needless to say I’ll never mention them again but everyone who bizarrely doesn’t consider me a fucking stupid cunt can start thinking I’m special now!”
12 comments
1 CoolAIDSman69 2019-09-15
He stole Opie's bit!
1 EasilyForgotten1138 2019-09-15
Depending on what the news is, we might need to be prepared to provide someone with an influx of screenshots depicting Fatty's unhinged behavior.
Time to give Jelly Juggs the Brother Joe treatment.
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-09-15
Ghost of Burt Reynolds representin'
1 CoolAIDSman69 2019-09-15
"I'm leaving you and you're never seeing your daughter ever."
"Okay."
1 notasodomite 2019-09-15
He's gunning for you guys. Watch out.
1 OnArefugee 2019-09-15
Classic. "I got big things goin on. I can't talk about them cause they're so big. Needless to say, terrible writers with small social media profiles are in very high demand right now."
1 Twatsmash 2019-09-15
“Needless to say I’ll never mention them again but everyone who bizarrely doesn’t consider me a fucking stupid cunt can start thinking I’m special now!”
1 peckaface 2019-09-15
Ah Sunday morning, when all business deals are done.
1 Twatsmash 2019-09-15
Yep, I do all my biggest business on Sunday mornings when real people are relaxing with their families.
1 OnArefugee 2019-09-15
Big-time deals are done on Sundays, child. This is showbusiness
1 OkOwl0 2019-09-15
That was my thought. Who gets a life-altering call on a Sunday?
1 fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-09-15
I'll fucking cancel Netflix if they pick anything of his up. And I'll let them know that's why I canceled.