Here's a little ditty about our favorite sci-fi author some random redditards came up with after looking at his 'actual tough guy' pic.
1 2019-09-15 by fatprick_s_tomlinson
He's an actual tough guy
like a really rough guy
just can't get enough guy
chest always so puffed guy
I bet he's the bad guy
chain tucked in the neck flab guy
male pattern baldness guy
picked last for dodgeball guy
he's a saaaaaaaad guy!
1 comments
1 MR_BUCKETS 2019-09-15
I am consistently amazed by all the creative works of art that Patrick inspires.
Old romantic poets had beautiful women with flowing hair and wet mouths as their muses, while ours is the obese spawn of a Milwaukee rodeo clown.