Here's a little ditty about our favorite sci-fi author some random redditards came up with after looking at his 'actual tough guy' pic.

1  2019-09-15 by fatprick_s_tomlinson

He's an actual tough guy

like a really rough guy

just can't get enough guy

chest always so puffed guy

I bet he's the bad guy

chain tucked in the neck flab guy

male pattern baldness guy

picked last for dodgeball guy

he's a saaaaaaaad guy!

1 comments

I am consistently amazed by all the creative works of art that Patrick inspires.

Old romantic poets had beautiful women with flowing hair and wet mouths as their muses, while ours is the obese spawn of a Milwaukee rodeo clown.