Will the defendant please try on this 40DD bra to prove his libel charges?

4  2019-09-14 by billdipshitbellamy

If he's got tits, then you must acquit! If he can't see his wiener, then he can't send a subpoena! Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, Pat is fat, and that's a fact.

4 comments

1  billdipshitbellamy 2019-09-14

Shit, it should've been "plaintiff." Oopsie doodles!

1  SuperToes845 2019-09-14

40 is small for him. 40" is the circumference of one's back. So for him it'd be a size 68"DD. Bra size humor.

1  Somerville_Dan 2019-09-14

If there's abuse claims to share, Patrick gets the chair

1  MR_BUCKETS 2019-09-14

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury I'd like you to look at this selfie photo of the plaintiff with no shirt on.

[Audible gasps. A woman in the gallery clutches a handkerchief to her mouth and runs toward the exit]

Now I believe this is all the evidence we need to ascertain that these so called 'rape threats' were clearly made in jest"

"Objection! Your honor, my clients breasts are clearly full and feminine. Any full blooded male would be attracted to them. I believe their womanly shape proves the rape threats were sincere"

*Slam* ORDER IN THE COURT *Slam* *Slam*