TFW you did never and won't ever love or respect your owner

6  2019-09-14 by ChineseGuitars

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Have we had proof of life for Robert Mewler yet?

He's in a sci-fi stasis tube with Ginsberg probably, you'll read more about this theme in Pedatrick S Tublinson's next novel where they are regenerated to take on the tyrant Fonald Plump.

Sounds great! Do you know who he stole it from?

Some of it is from a cartoon show, some from a movie made by Mike Judge and the rest from the honorable Will Tate

Failed author names cat after failed politician. Form follows function on this one.

He used to post pictures of this little dude constantly. Then he stopped for months and only recently ststrd posting some. The know logical conclusion is that he had obvious signs of injury from Patrick raping him.

Im just one of his tens of thousands of dedicated fans who feel his voice needs to be heard and definitely not Patrick S Tomlinson himself, child.

The cats owner is Nikki. Tub of lard is out at Hooligan's family bar and grill, eating chicken tenders all day.

Poor Mewler. He's seen some shit 😢

That's the face of a raped cat.