Delusional Dumbofucker Patrick S Tomlinson is convinced he's "fighting in real space to straighten out our species so we don't end up being the monsters."

24  2019-09-13 by PringlesCanJonathan

10 comments

1  PringlesCanJonathan 2019-09-13

The best way to make positive social change within our society is to be an insufferable cunt on twitter, child.

1  Somerville_Dan 2019-09-13

I have delusions of grandeur, child

1  ClintWiseblood 2019-09-13

a good place to start with all this would be to not abandon your child. Let's straighten the species out there, actually being a part of our daughters lives

1  ellencakehorn 2019-09-13

Forget my own children - I have work to do straightening out strangers on the internet!

1  Thesaurus_Joe 2019-09-13

I've got your six Pat, and I'm really fucking cranky.

1  ArgumentChamp 2019-09-13

Fighting monsters means being a 19yo college girl on Twitter. Not joining law enforcement or the marines, child.

1  George_W_Kush_911 2019-09-13

The marines wouldn’t take him , too much of an independent thinker, child.

1  TheDarkFezRises 2019-09-13

Absolute cheeseball.

1  fatty-patty-2 2019-09-13

Patrick is one of the worst monsters I have ever had the misfortune of knowing about. His lack of self awareness is enraging.

1  fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-09-13

u/patrickstomlinson douchebag