How I spent my honeymoon, child

13  2019-09-12 by Somerville_Dan

7 comments

How can that dachshund on his hindlegs deny his fatness?

You're not a medium, child. By a shirt in your own size

Wearing jeans and riding a bike...thats a no no.

Visiting the Fatherland?

Is that Logan Lynn?

Yes, he brought his soyboy lover with him on the honeymoon. Niki brought the bull

When might pat rocks, he rocks the d-sippers. What’s a d-sipper? We can’t say cocksucker on regular radio, Budday.