Translation - My mom looked after retards and my dad was a clown and homosexual.

18  2019-09-12 by StealthyTomlinson

13 comments

Windmills.... Of course.

My parents have jobs too

Whoever calls their parents warriors is a complete faggot.

This lumpy faggot and the nignog Cumia’s both had homosexual cowboy daddies, it all makes sense now.

A glorified school counselor and a failed bull rider. Wow I'm seething with envy.

She must've really been raking in the cash if she couldn't retire until she was 74. And stupid rodeo clown dad had to go learn a trade when the rodeo got shut down for drug and human trafficking. But yeah, keep bragging about it, faggot.

School counselors or "therapists" are people who failed at every legitimate form of therapy possible. Schools are a last ditch effort.

School counselors have access to vulnerable youth, often suffering from parental neglect. Dangerous when the position is filled with persons lead by ulterior motives

Seems that riding bulls runs in the family

Why the fuck would you brag about being the product of a civil servant and a rodeo clown? What an idiot

So glad he specified the climbing was "by hand"

More fiction.This guy is such a fucking try hard.

My dad was a rodeo clown before settling down...

Congrats, your dad got penetrated by bulls too!