Beefers

30  2019-09-11 by SuperToes845

16 comments

Nice glasses, stupid.

I do believe I smell a prime potential brap hog

Oh I guarantee she can rip em

She loads one up and it sounds like an Impact Drill chugging a screw through some wood.

They call her The Milwaukee Hole Hawg

She eats enough cabbage and they sound like you're tearing a long strip of denim and smell like a methane explosion at a graveyard. Rock hard just thinking about it.

She's a squirter

Nice cross-over, stupid.

Why are all white women so fat

I’d stick it up her ass.

Guy taking a street-shit over her shoulder

Trying to improve the smell after Patrick walked by.

Who is this

Pat's better, fatter second wife.

He had to marry someone with the same tit size to save on bras.

His only friend / prisoner. He can never scrounge up another one of his massive gange of irascible rogue philosopher friends to take one with both of them together.