9 2019-09-11 by notasodomite
We can't rely on just one great man to do our fucking for us.
1 Ralph_Cifaretto 2019-09-11
The same one that seduced his old one if we're lucky. Imagine him having two women who are happy to share him, both Pat's ex's.
1 bigbird911 2019-09-11
One on each arm, my heeeero
1 OutlawMemer 2019-09-11
Hey, buddy, you collect Star Wars toys? That's cool, I collect your ex-wives.
Correction: he collects them in current status
1 fatty-patty-2 2019-09-11
I'd fuck her shitter but I wouldn't be proud of myself.
1 notasodomite 2019-09-11
We'd be proud for you.
Yeah I’d pump that fart box fulla knuckle sandwiches if you know what I mean.
1 CoolAIDSman69 2019-09-11
They don't even have to be successful. If multiple people start flirting with her obese ass, it'll increase her self esteem and she'll realize she shouldn't be tied down to Patrick.
Nobody actually wants to have intercourse with you, child.
"Delete you Twitter or I'll delete you, little one."
1 Leaveitalonesniff 2019-09-11
I'm going to hit on her at spring training.
1 ellencakehorn 2019-09-11
Some team signed her as a catcher?
1 Skip4play 2019-09-11
Probably a coworker. Isnt that what happened with the last one?
1 mvcv114 2019-09-11
That is the Amazon delivery guys pussah. Don't fuck with Amazon - Bezos knows how to treat his bitches unlike the fat, so-called sci-fi writer.
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1 Ralph_Cifaretto 2019-09-11
The same one that seduced his old one if we're lucky. Imagine him having two women who are happy to share him, both Pat's ex's.
1 bigbird911 2019-09-11
One on each arm, my heeeero
1 OutlawMemer 2019-09-11
Hey, buddy, you collect Star Wars toys? That's cool, I collect your ex-wives.
1 bigbird911 2019-09-11
Correction: he collects them in current status
1 fatty-patty-2 2019-09-11
I'd fuck her shitter but I wouldn't be proud of myself.
1 notasodomite 2019-09-11
We'd be proud for you.
1 bigbird911 2019-09-11
Yeah I’d pump that fart box fulla knuckle sandwiches if you know what I mean.
1 CoolAIDSman69 2019-09-11
They don't even have to be successful. If multiple people start flirting with her obese ass, it'll increase her self esteem and she'll realize she shouldn't be tied down to Patrick.
1 notasodomite 2019-09-11
Nobody actually wants to have intercourse with you, child.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-09-11
"Delete you Twitter or I'll delete you, little one."
1 Leaveitalonesniff 2019-09-11
I'm going to hit on her at spring training.
1 ellencakehorn 2019-09-11
Some team signed her as a catcher?
1 Skip4play 2019-09-11
Probably a coworker. Isnt that what happened with the last one?
1 mvcv114 2019-09-11
That is the Amazon delivery guys pussah. Don't fuck with Amazon - Bezos knows how to treat his bitches unlike the fat, so-called sci-fi writer.