Who's going to seduce Pat's old lady?

9  2019-09-11 by notasodomite

We can't rely on just one great man to do our fucking for us.

14 comments

The same one that seduced his old one if we're lucky. Imagine him having two women who are happy to share him, both Pat's ex's.

One on each arm, my heeeero

Hey, buddy, you collect Star Wars toys? That's cool, I collect your ex-wives.

Correction: he collects them in current status

I'd fuck her shitter but I wouldn't be proud of myself.

We'd be proud for you.

Yeah I’d pump that fart box fulla knuckle sandwiches if you know what I mean.

They don't even have to be successful. If multiple people start flirting with her obese ass, it'll increase her self esteem and she'll realize she shouldn't be tied down to Patrick.

Nobody actually wants to have intercourse with you, child.

"Delete you Twitter or I'll delete you, little one."

I'm going to hit on her at spring training.

Some team signed her as a catcher?

Probably a coworker. Isnt that what happened with the last one?

That is the Amazon delivery guys pussah. Don't fuck with Amazon - Bezos knows how to treat his bitches unlike the fat, so-called sci-fi writer.