Literally nothing this bulgy dipshit says is true, and he counts on that to play the internet bad-ass. If there were so many gun in your father's house he'd have shot you for being a toy-assembling pederast by now, Patso.
Fat faggot feels like he scared off the one loser pathetic enough to engage with him after his gun comment so he throws out that they voted for Black Jesus twice to get back progressive cred.
This faggot tries so hard to pass himself (and apparently his parents) off as an unconvential liberal.
I'm a manly man who takes no shit. I shoot guns AND support the government taking them. I also bench 500lbs, run marathons, teach self defense, ride a trike, and change my own oil!
And why? Because he looks like a tubby faggot who writes garbage genre fiction and plays doctor who table top games? Or is it that he feels he is still competing with Jonathan, a red blooded (actual) manly man that is a registered republican fucking his one true love and raising his daughter?
Patso comes off so hard as over compensating. Like you know this faggot has been bullied and cucked a hundred times over by small town rednecks he grew up with (and who took his wife and daughter).
Isn't patty only like 37? So his mother retired at 74, which I'm guessing was probably a while ago. Which means she was probably at least 40 when he was born, could this legitimately be the reason for a lot of his weird issues and disabilities?
This is very plausible once you start looking at his abhorrent nature from a medical standpoint. He might legitimately be mentally underdeveloped.... hence, "Fonald Plump"... which is exactly the type of character you'd expect to be written by a retarded child. The mystery deepens...
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1 OutlawMemer 2019-09-11
Literally nothing this bulgy dipshit says is true, and he counts on that to play the internet bad-ass. If there were so many gun in your father's house he'd have shot you for being a toy-assembling pederast by now, Patso.
1 SuperToes845 2019-09-11
He's got hundreds of photos on his social media accounts and not one of dear mumsy and daddy?
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-09-11
They disowned him when the first allegations surfaced, or so im told
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-09-11
He never talks about his parents, just like his daughter. They all hate him.
1 EasilyForgotten1138 2019-09-11
No profile pic for Laura means that she must be an oinker.
1 EasilyForgotten1138 2019-09-11
OMG Check out her profile. "Catholic turned Atheist"
"#Resist"
AND a Marvel wallpaper! You can't make this shit up. So "random and unique" but also a clone of every other female on Twitter.
1 Dominus_Odium 2019-09-11
"US wasn't founded on religion" as your Twitter bio. Beyond cringe.
1 MKUltraGameShow 2019-09-11
Adult atheists who care enough about it to make it a part of their identity are some of the most empty, miserable people you'll ever meet.
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-09-11
I dont believe in God, but I absolutely hate those people.
1 Bigsmooth4 2019-09-11
It's probably just Fatrick
1 CinemapocalypseNOW 2019-09-11
Fat faggot feels like he scared off the one loser pathetic enough to engage with him after his gun comment so he throws out that they voted for Black Jesus twice to get back progressive cred.
1 Jung_Skywalker 2019-09-11
How did they end up with a lump of shit like him for a son?
Seriously though this is all lies, I would bet anything he's a group home kid who never got adopted.
1 WindCityWelterweight 2019-09-11
He's always talking to Laura Rich, must be his burner.
1 TheSixMillionKid_ 2019-09-11
This faggot tries so hard to pass himself (and apparently his parents) off as an unconvential liberal.
And why? Because he looks like a tubby faggot who writes garbage genre fiction and plays doctor who table top games? Or is it that he feels he is still competing with Jonathan, a red blooded (actual) manly man that is a registered republican fucking his one true love and raising his daughter?
Patso comes off so hard as over compensating. Like you know this faggot has been bullied and cucked a hundred times over by small town rednecks he grew up with (and who took his wife and daughter).
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-09-11
One might originally think he employs fiction only in his (terribly written) novels.
1 PringlesCanJonathan 2019-09-11
A 40 year old man bragging about who his parents voted for a decade ago. Even by Patso standards this is incredibly pathetic to witness.
1 TheDarkFezRises 2019-09-11
Isn't patty only like 37? So his mother retired at 74, which I'm guessing was probably a while ago. Which means she was probably at least 40 when he was born, could this legitimately be the reason for a lot of his weird issues and disabilities?
1 percykaramello 2019-09-11
This is very plausible once you start looking at his abhorrent nature from a medical standpoint. He might legitimately be mentally underdeveloped.... hence, "Fonald Plump"... which is exactly the type of character you'd expect to be written by a retarded child. The mystery deepens...
1 HudsonMargera 2019-09-11
It would be so cool if his parents did an AMA.