I think I know what Pat's life-changing business call was

1  2019-09-17 by IAmNotFatChild

He's going to do voiceover work on a space-related cartoon because no one wants to put him on camera.

Any other guesses?

9 comments

1  ellencakehorn 2019-09-17

When someone suggested it was an employment opportunity he denied it.

Then again, he is a fat liar, so...

1  IAmNotFatChild 2019-09-17

Then what the fuck? If it's personal no one cares, tubby. What, he's going to get joint custody? Doubtful.

1  SoulBrothaManNumber2 2019-09-17

Gender and racial reassignment, honeychild

1  CoolAIDSman69 2019-09-17

He's getting his blue checkmark back.

1  IAmNotFatChild 2019-09-17

Then will probably lose his account again lol.

1  IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-09-17

Sadly, that could be the only thing he’s working for in life. He really has a pathetic life, child. Also, what a sad attempt at pity likes, tell everyone you have a life changing thing but can’t tell anyone about it. He obsessively craves attention from internet strangers.

1  RobertMewler 2019-09-17

Did those 300 IP addresses pull through for him?

1  OutlawMemer 2019-09-17

It was Cat Rambo telling Fatrick he's finally been put on the list for a child-rape party at the next Dragoncon,

1  SensibleKeks 2019-09-17

His big business call was with Subway. He lost his buy 10 get 1 free card. Subway was nice enough to comp him since he is a reoccurring customer.